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22. I'm short and latina. Superheroes, comics, movies, tv, and social justice. Spanglish.
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Imagine having your typo immortalized in a subway ad in a city of 8 million people.
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Thor + some of his under-appreciated intelligence
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#dick really forgot for a sec there that people don’t know bruce is batman
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So in the first issue of Batman: Damned, we get to see the Batawang
Batman: Damned #1
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captain america's favorite shame phrases
i didn’t punch hitler in the face for this
you guys are giving me grey hair
this never happened in the forties (said with completely straight face)
i just don’t think you’re living up to your true potential
america wasn’t founded for this
i know if you look inside yourself you’ll realize you’re a better person than you think you are
that’s it, i’ll be in the freezer until further notice, wishing i was still dead
in all my years of leading troops i have never seen such blatant disrespect (said with completely straight face)
i’m not mad, i’m disappointed
i’m probably going to outlive all of my friends, again. did you know that? i think about that all the time. at night. all by myself. and these are the memories you want to leave me with.
do you really think this kind of behavior is what our founding fathers expected future americans to engage in
you know what we had in the old days? dignity. (said with completely straight face)
ms potts, please book me a flight up north. i need to go lie down for another seventy years.
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Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn’t you like to see something strange?
Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Halloween
This is Halloween
This is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night 🎃
This is Halloween
Everybody make a scene
Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright
It’s our town
Everybody scream
In this town of Halloween
I am the one hiding under your bed 🛌
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red
I am the one hiding under your stairs
Fingers like snakes 🐍 and spiders 🕷 in my hair
This is Halloween
This is Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
In this town
We call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song
In this town
Don’t we love it now?
Everybody’s waiting for the next surprise
’Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can 🗑
Something’s waiting, no, to pounce,
And
How
You’ll
Scream!
This is Halloween
Red ‘n’ black, and slimy green
Aren’t you scared?
Well, that’s just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance and roll the dice 🎲🎲
Ride with the moon in the dead of night 🌕
Everybody scream
Everybody scream
In our town of Halloween!
I am the clown with the tear-away face 🤡
Here in a flash and gone without a trace
I am the “who” when you call, “Who’s there?”
I am the wind blowing through your hair 🌬
I am the shadow on the moon at night 🌑
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright
This is Halloween
This is Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
Tender lumplings everywhere
Life’s no fun without a good scare
That’s our job, but we’re not mean
In our town of Halloween
In this town
Don’t we love it now?
Everybody’s waiting for the next surprise
Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back 💀
And scream like a banshee
Make you
Jump
Out
Of
Your
Skin! ☠️
This is Halloween
Everybody scream
Won’t ya please make way for a very special guy?
Our man Jack is King of the Pumpkin patch
Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King, now!
This is Halloween
This is Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song
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any superhero: *gets arrested and sent to an interrogation room*
matt murdock, 3 seconds later:
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stop saying “fuck batman” is jason’s thing as if he has a monopoly on it. y’all forget hal jordan has first dibs and every other person who has ever worked with bruce is in line too
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can we please bring back “in poor taste” as a concept
Because at some point it got folded in under “problematic,” and now every damn thing that has Unfortunate Implications or deals with sensitive topics indelicately enough to raise hackles or gores somebody’s sacred cow is treated as a grave injustice or a threat to society. Online activism culture has lost the vocabulary to express “this deals with touchy stuff in a way many people might find inappropriate, and you should probably avoid it if insensitivity on this subject gets you angry/upset, but it’s not promoting hateful ideas or demeaning people or affecting anything but my opinion of the creator’s sense of tact.”
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Dick Grayson in the new “Titans” trailer
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TITANS - Official Trailer - DC Universe
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can u believe the wasp is the best avenger of the mcu
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