Best mentor Dick and best batfam trio.
Dick come collect your kids
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Sibling Showdown Semi-Finals Bracket A
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how crazy do you think the AO3 authours notes are in gotham?
"Joker killed my grandma with a reindeer whilst playing 'grandma got run over by a reindeer' and i don't think i can continue to write this JokerBat fic anymore guys sorry :/ it just feels disrespectful."
“Look, I get if Batman/Clark Kent isn’t your cup of tea, but the guy writes more about Batman than anyone else outside of Gotham. There’s got to be a reason, is all I’m saying.”
“And here I am, jumping on the Batman/Bruce Wayne train like the rest of our beloved hellhole. Anyway, if you’re not from Gotham you can keep your criticisms to yourself or I will not be held responsible for the bloodshed that will occur should you insult our beloved sunshine child and his goth sugar baby. You don’t know them like we do.”
“Hey, sorry I haven’t updated in awhile. I died and then got caught up in this whole my-father-didn’t-avenge-me angst thing. Which was completely justified in my opinion. Anyway…”
“Let’s be honest, this entire series is dedicated to the fact that Red Hood could crush any of us with his thighs and we’d say thank you.”
“I just read a fic shipping Nightwing/Superman and I mean, come on. The author is clearly not from Gotham but I can never unsee that and I think I should be entitled to financial compensation.”
“Sorry it’s been awhile, I just got a new job! With the Best Boss™️ (if you know, you know). Also, my boss said he’d give a hundred bucks if I wrote a Batman bashing fic? Thoughts? Ngl I don’t think it’d even be that hard.”
“‘WHy aRE yoU WriTIng ABouT FakE SupERheROes WHen THe rEAl oNEs aRE riGHt tHEre?’ Uh, because it’s Gotham and they’re all a disaster? And also because I don’t want to be haunted by the venegeful spirits of robins past idk. Thinking of doing a crossover though. Batman in the Avengers? Thoughts?”
“I just want my husband Nightwing to be happy, is that too much to ask?”
“I came across Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy on my way home from school today and will now be hyperfixating on that ship, thanks.”
“Leave me and my 235k word fic of Prince!Bruce/Knight!Batman alone you Metropolis and Superman-loving traitors. This is not for you.”
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On the run to kick some ass
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i feel like Guy (gardner ) would def make a sound cloud career and use the money for children in need but i think the other lanterns would find out and dox him online but maybe thats just me idk... (( jason red hood listens to guys rap)
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Imagine Batman accidentally repeating the shit his kids say in front of the Justice League.
*Steph goes up from behind and kicks Riddler’s ass.*
Nightwing on patrol: Slay, that.
Jason in the comms: He might be trying to bomb Gotham PD, but that custom green suit is literally so rad.
Tim: Yeah, he’s deadass serving cunt.
Bruce: Can we handle this fir—— DICK, on your left!
——Later that week @ the Watch Tower——
Clark: Have you seen Wally’s new suit?
Bruce: Yeah, it serves so much cunt.
*All heads turn*
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Dick: Hey, try this.
Tim: What is it?
Dick: Brownies. Try it.
Tim: Did you make them?
Dick: No. Just try it.
Tim: Who made them?
Dick: Jason. They're good, try them.
Tim: The same Jason who tried to kill me last month?
Dick: Just try them.
Tim: .....
Tim: No thanks.
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Is it me or are they having Tim saying “I’m Robin!” every damn 5 minutes in ���Titans United” Bloodpact”? Like more than usual?
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Me finding out that Dick is the vampire king and that he killed all of his family
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random cass drawings from today…her shirt in the top drawing is heavily inspired by maria medem’s illustrations <3
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im reading Robin and i have adopted damian now
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Dick Grayson / King Henry the Fourth, Part Two, by William Shakespeare
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Batbros on Billboards: A Thrilling Trilogy
Thank you to @m00nslippers for the Dick and Jason pics that I swiped from their blog! 🖤
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when your hostage won’t stop talking about his dnd campaign
bonus, Jason actually gets into the lore
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