slippingintoacomabored:
“ —- funny, that’s also what i said. “
❛ how PECULIAR. and, um, i do hope this isn’t too forward of me, but ... would you like to get drunk with me to numb the pain of having to be here? ❜
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theotita:
❛ too good ? you think so ? well, my dear,
let me tell you he’s quite the star player in bed. it’s
plenty worth the ride. ❜
❛ all that is bound to get BORING after a while. he’ll start to want to talk about that completely ridiculously cool goal he scored the other day and you’ll say ‘michael, that’s really great, but i honestly just called you over here to SNOG, not discuss the game.’ based on a true story. ❜
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fireboyburns:
“I could’ve sworn that I closed it this time. Are you sure it wasn’t Albus?”
❛ did you? i cannot figure out who keeps leaving the lid off! MERLIN, if it’s your father, i’m going to have a very stern talk with him about indicting his children. ❜
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+theotita
❛ wow. he’s got you WRAPPED around his finger. tell me more, tell me more, like, does he have a car? please. you should drop him. you are too good for him, i’m telling you. ❜
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+fireboyburns
❛ luke, WHAT did i say about leaving the lid off the peanut butter jar? ❜
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+girlbravado
❛ that seems ... unnecessary. how can i help? ❜
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+coloratii
❛ i don’t generally relish saying that i TOLD you so, but i will, and i did. see what happens when you don’t listen to me? ❜
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+goldencharmer
❛ you know that i’m usually the COOL AUNT, but you should be working. ❜
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+slippingintoacomabored
❛ sorry! did you say something? i was too BUSY thinking about how much i don’t want to be here. nothing personal, i promise. ❜
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“She’s tough, not in an unpleasant way, but she’s gutsy. I think she’s funny, and I think that she’s very warm and compassionate.” - J.K. Rowling
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