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I fucking hate James Tissot’s paintings because in ALL OF THEM there is ALWAYS someone staring right at you, but it’s not always immediately visible. You just feel watched by this mf. Sometimes the little shit is right there at the centre, but others the bastard is just gazing from the distance, it is CREEPY, my guys
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Digital studies of kitchen photos by Nigel Shafran and M.Simma on Flickr
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Police brutality in Belarus.
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#ЖывеБеларусь🤍❤🤍
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This has better pacing and comedic timing than most Hollywood movies
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Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
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A fun game for quarantine
So with everybody trapped inside and looking for reasons not to strangle their loved ones in their sleep, I thought I’d share a game my gf and I made up. All you need to play is a way of generating a random number between 1 and 100. This generator will do it. We play Call of Cthulhu, so we have percentile dice lying around the house.
We call the game “Spectrum.” This is a game that is best played with someone you know really, really well.
You only need 2 players: the clue-giver, and the guesser.
The guesser names a spectrum: meaning, any 2 things that could be mapped onto a range. For example:
- Sexy to unsexy
- Round to pointy
- Underrated to overrated
- Sandwich to not a sandwich
- Guilty pleasure to respectable source of fun
- normal thing to say to someone at the office to weird thing to say to someone at the office
And so on. For this example, let’s say the spectrum is polite to rude.
The clue-giver then rolls 1-100, and hides the result from the guesser. Let’s say they roll a 66. The clue-giver now needs to think of an example of something that is exactly 66% of the way into the Polite to Rude spectrum.
They then give that example to the guesser. Let’s say they decide their clue would be: “Going to a friend’s dinner party and bringing a nice dessert, serving the dessert on your friend’s dish, then taking the dish home with the leftover dessert and never returning the dish.”
It is now the guesser’s job to guess what number they rolled.
My gf and I have known each other for ten years, so we can regularly guess within 3 of the number! In the example above, she picked that clue for 66% on a polite-to-rude spectrum, and I got it exactly right.
we’ve had a lot of fun with this game, so if you try it and have fun with it, let us know!
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kanye west: i’m running for president
all of us who have already gotten used to 2020’s fuckery:
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Meet Sister Rosetta Tharpe, the black woman who invented that rock and roll sound
You know what’s sad, before I even read this article I was ready to refute this because I grew up believing Chuck Berry created Rock and roll. It’s said how so many knew of this great woman yet none spoke on her greatness.
I also discovered Big Mama Thornton, who’s another hugely influential early inventor of rock and roll — I’m pretty sure Hound Dog was originally popularized by her, before Elvis stole it.
Love Sister Rosetta Tharpe! #BlackGirlMagic
A few of her performances:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeaBNAXfHfQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9bX5mzdihs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR2gR6SZC2M
Also I heard she was bisexual…
Happy Black History Month!
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The Mayans had mastered water pressure and had fountains and toilets as early as 750 AD.
Aztecs had running water and sewage.
The Victorians In the mid-1800s were dying of cholera because they just dumped their raw shit in the river Thames. They wouldn’t shower for months at a time because they were afraid of the polluted water.
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Turns out, 2000 was 20 years ago. Which is odd, since 1980 was also.
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