i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

in the google doc. straight up "writing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Nothing

okay, I slept on it

I am temporarily opening requests! :]

I have some extra time coming up this week, so I'm looking to take on a few (maybe 3-5 or so) to keep me occupied. They'll be short drabbles, about 500 words, just to get the writing motor running again. SFW or NSFW are both welcome.

I'll be writing Viktor and Jayce for Arcane (or their League versions), and a few characters for AoT.

how i feel when someone reblogs my stuff with a really really nice tag

the boys are not vibing with my attitude in the workout chat

war never changes

I feel like its been long enough where I'm confident I won't go back to it so the rest of Synthetic was actually meant to follow the reader as she tries to remember who she was before her death (since Viktor bought some random brain off the black market). The song she's humming in the last chapter before I dropped it was gonna become like a theme that haunts her. Wondering why she doesn't know much, but she knows this tune.

Viktor over time grows more and more paranoid about reader leaving, as she becomes more self sufficient, and more aware of the world around her. She begins this habit of pretty much sneaking out when she knows he'll be busy/asleep. In some alley, close to where Viktor bought her brain, she's walkin', hummin', and an woman is like... "woah, how do you know that song" (can you tell I thought of this plot line while on painkillers), and the reader is like "idk lol I just be thinking :D" anyways she ends up recanting how it was some sailors song over in bilgewater, and the reader low key starts obsessing over that info.

So Viktor wakes up or stops doing whatever he was doing and realized reader isn't in the house and oooooooh boyyyyyyy he needs an Ambien or smth. He goes looking for the reader and eventually finds her wandering around the docks of the upper levels, and she's trying real hard to remember her life as a pirate/sailor. Viktor lowkey (really really really really) is NOT having it though and drags her back to the house. She's trying to explain everything she's found, but he doesn't care. He's built a partner that won't leave him, and now he thinks she's trying to leave.

Reader is freaked bc woah mr weirdo over here, and is pretty much padlocked inside of the house. Viktor tries to stay awake as long as he can bc he's paranoid ab reader leaving again and things are rlly tense. but you know he's a human being not a robot and he eventually has to go to bed. Reader is like wow! nows my chance this guy is weirdddddd. but low and behold reader was quite literally born yesterday (six months with death-induced amnesia) and even if she once did know how to pick locks she def doesn't know now.

The commotion wakes Viktor and in his sleep-deprived paranoia he deactivates her. completely removes the brain bc in his opinion that's where it all went wrong in the first place, and dismantles the body for parts bc he just cant look at it. but he keeps the heart he made in his mothers jewelry box under the bed. he never takes it out though.

would you guys buy this

yep barbie bro oppenheimer sis

Trolls Band Together (2023)

What are these kinds of images called exactly?? Either way they are a hoot to redraw :)

I love being utterly insane about her

she is me I am her

"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"

artist: serrraphim