everybody say congratulations bart for getting a job (i got hired at a local hardware store :3). how is everyone

can yall answer me honestly what the fuck is tumblr tv

have you guys ever eperiensed a thought. i dont think i have. teehee. how are you guys lawl

I CUT MY FINGER ON MY CHEX MIX????

im trying to learn javascript and successfully made a button that can make a gif of the joker disappear and reappear are you guys proud

just found my own tumblr post on pinterest be honest is it over for me

if I ever get married yallre all invited becuz u guys are fr my day 1s

you’re a college freshman at 20? that’s actually crazy because I’m a college junior at 20. I think you’re a bit younger than me too which is crazy because I always thought you were like a year older for no reason

i am still 19 alas when i say i turn 20 this year well the thing about me is im very dramatic and i mean i turn 20 in october which is basically next year. anyways. when i started this whole shabang i got told t=people thought i was a high school senior when i was in fact a 10th grader. seeming older just comes with the job. of being bart simpson. and an anon. takes a long drag of my cigarette.

i think i was a sophmore in high school when i started being annoying via being bart simpson anon which explains a lot i think that is my bad for being that way. which is insane because im a college freshman now and im still annoying as fuck. oh well! we get silly with it!

himbo pussy syndrome

i turn 20 this year which is. insane. i was like 17 or something when i sent that first bart simpson anon. how is everyone doing tonight.

not mentally in a fun way mentally ill in the way that i am in love with data from star trek and i worry i will never truly be able to find love because he is not here in the world with me and i consider him the love of my life. also i am bart simpson.

lifes been boring lately. starting discourse on tumblr dot com will fix me

you either die a villain or live long enough to see old total drama bloggers become openly catholic

this thing made em feel however chernobyl did

I admit I am quite the fan of saying “okiedokie”

"what's it like to have autism" today for work I am wearing simpsons Christmas pajama pants, simpsons boxers, simpsons socks, a simpsons shirt, with my simpsons work lanyard that has simpsons pins on it and I'm going there in my car that has a simpsons front tag & I'm named Bart.