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"Do you like this character?🥺?" I want to see him sobbing and writhing in a ditch. Leave me alone
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A succubus but instead of stealing your soul through sex she kisses you and your wallet disappears
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Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.
I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me
sometimes you do just have to lie to children.
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It’ll be me and you chasing that horizon. I can’t think of any other place I’d rather be. ✨
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you think you’re soooo funny. well you are. let me kiss you
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am i the only one constantly thinking about Zeitpyramide
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can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??
a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.
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reblog to give the person you rb’d this from a hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows
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executive function
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Commission for @magioffire of a HANDSOME Moth Man that I'm honestly obsessed with.
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the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs
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