Please stop making fun of my big, wet, disgusting eyes. They allow me to see shrimp and other small prey in the darkness of the abyssal plain.
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ummm hi do u remember me? we were two bacterias in the acidic springs of ethiopia and we were friends
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bartimaeus
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I tried to Bart—
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【The Bartimaeus Trilogy】
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The Youngest Minister
John Mandrake(& Rebecca Piper)
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tried to step on a bug and it parried me and broke my ankle
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oh? if i'm an *evil* wizard then why does the king let me skulk around the throne offering bad advice unimpeded?
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hey does anyone in the bartseq fandom want the url johnmandrakes
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Bird Nesting At The Temple Of Horus, Egypt.
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Let Bartimaeus Say Fuck
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ガーゴイルバーティとラブレースとアンダーウッド師匠
Bart as a Gargoyle, Lovelace and Arthur Underwood
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underrated bart moment is near the end of golems eye when hes staking out the hyrnek house by hiding in a bush in the guise of an ugly crow and letting off a Stench so no other crows try to talk to him
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Bartimaeus in his pigeon disguise being accosted by the amorous pigeon
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Bart as a cat. Solomon is quaking.
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Ammet can do so much better. Got kinda lazy with this one, but the idea of him defending Khaba made me laugh. Many more shit comics on the way.
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