puppy sub top who just is so so excited to feel their dom on their puppydick and can't even keep a steady rhythm cus it feels so good and they just can't help but chase their high cus they want so badly to cum inside their dom
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Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:
- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain
- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck
- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap
- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill
- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard
- When youโre wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style
Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.
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hey, donโt be sad, two desperately horny transfem subs rubbing their nude bodies against each other and cumming prematurely, okay?
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she was a skater boi she said see you later boi ๐
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oh btw! if anyone wants to follow my depression bird app account its @Vvalkri
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your mama so poblano pepper the way i roast her
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I cant stop touching i seriously need to be put down or caged by a mean transbian
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I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared
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go whiteboy go
you sent me this literally while i was eating a mustard sandwich (sandwich that has nothing but mustard) so i feel like you knew somehow
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fascinated by this screenshot where they took out the poster's username and replaced it with a very small picture of alex the lion
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My dinnar ๐ช๐ฏโ๐ฅ
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The spam bot called me handsome itโs so over chat..
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This is my sense of humor to a T
If I was on a construction site they couldn't stop me
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If I was on a construction site they couldn't stop me
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i love bug-related subreddits so much actually
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