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WHICH ONE IN YOUR OTP…

Steals the blankets to create a blanket cocoon, and which one spends the night trying to tug out a corner of it to sleep under?

Takes spontaneous selfies everywhere, and which one always has their eyes closed in them?

Calls and makes appointments like a responsible adult, and which one would rather eat dirt than make a phone call?

Forgets what’s in the oven because their favorite song came on, and which one smells the smoke?

Changes their wardrobe with the seasons, and which one has been wearing the same three shirts in rotation for six months?

Goes wild in the art supply store, and which one goes wild in the office supply store?

Journals about their feelings every night before bed, and which one would describe their feelings at any given moment as “mad,” “sad,” or “glad”?

Arranges their food to look like a happy face, and which one secretly thinks it’s adorable?

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prompts over weird things i say

have fun trying to make a situation out of these

“someone knocked on my bathroon stall and i said ‘come in’”

“uh, dare. but no physical activity, please, i can barely walk.”

“AFTER YOU MADE ME CHANGE PUSSYSLAYER9000?!”

“i almost puked up chips by how much i laughed”

“i have an army of water bottles”

“i dye my hair with the blood of my enemies *stares* so what blood type are you?”

“its sad that i can learn the whole hamilton album yet can’t seem to memorize one simple formula.”

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Imagine Your OTP

Person A: i have had a very busy day and got a lot done

Person B: i barely got out of bed...

Person A: dont worry im still proud of you

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Au Ideas by me!!

-I was complaining that one of the spotlights was broken so you freaking CLIMBED UP THE SET PEICES GOSH THERE WAS A FREAKING LADDER au

-I heard you tell your friend to ‘kill them with kindness’ so I attacked you with glitter and now we’re both in mall jail au

-we got caught letting 100 frogs loose in the school and now we have to recapture all of them stOP NAMING THEM au

-we ride the *insert public transportation of choice here* every day and I was going to ask you out but then you were sitting with this really cute person… so the next day I asked how the date went and it turns out they were your sibling- wait are you blushing? au

-you’re new here and the kid that was supposed to show you around us my best friend and they insist on dragging me around. I know they’re just trying to set us up but hey you’re pretty cute au

-your cat has wandered into MY apartment one too many times he is mine now no you can NOT have him back. au

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five otp prompts - 17

“We’re studying in the library and there’s a couple obviously making out in one of the private study rooms and we keep sharing embarrassed glances.”

“Okay…I saw you hitting that bag very hard are you okay? Wait, you’re crying, please stop I’m not good with tears what can I do?”

“I accidentally took your notebook in class thinking it was mine and you have mine but just wanted to say I like your doodles.”

“For some reason, I had no idea you wore glasses and you look really cute in them.”

“You peed on my car when you were drunk and I was in it, and there will be hell to pay.”

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Glasses Prompts!

•"Wow you’re blind!“ "I hadn’t noticed.”

•"Haha I wish I had glasses.“ "Uh, no you don’t.”

•"You look so cute with glasses!“ "I look like I’m eight!” “Exactly!”

•"Some people rock glasses… And some people don’t.“ "Hey! Whatcha tryin’ to say?!”

•"You know, for someone who wears glasses, you’re not very nerdy.“ "Okay?”

•"Glasses just aren’t cool man.“ "And neither is sight apparently.”

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some water park au’s

“That ass in that swimsuit should be illegal” au

“I work in an amusement park that’s joined to a water park and you apparently didn’t read the signs and are walking around the amusement park shirtless and it’s my job to tell you that a shirt is required but you’re really hot” au

“I’m not drowning in the wave pool I’m just a really bad swimmer but you’re the lifeguard and thought I was dying so you jumped in and saved me” au

“Apparently you were just sleeping in your inner tube on the lazy river but I thought you had died so I attempted to save you” au

“The wave pool was stronger than I expected and it knocked me back straight into your arms” au

“Your friends didn’t realize the rider limit on this one water slide and they accidentally left you stranded so I stepped in and rode it with you” au

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All cats have an ‘off’ button.

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they are the best buds (⺣◡⺣)♡*

@incorrect-sanders-sides

@thatsthat24

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Could you guess?

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Phil is standing on a chair removing the star from the top of the Christmas tree.

Dan walks into the room.

Phil: “Look at you looking all fit in your new slippers.” *pulls his phone out of his pocket & snaps a pic of Dan*

Dan: “Watch me, Dad.” *starts striking all types of silly poses to make Phil laugh*

Phil starts giggling with his tongue poking out of his mouth and continues to take pictues of Dan.

Dan loses his balance and topples over onto the floor.

Phil starts laughing even harder which makes him fall off the chair and into the tree, causing it to almost completely tip over.

Phil, pointing at the tree: “Look, it’s the leaning tower of treesa!”

Dan, laughing so hard he actually snorts: “Oh no. Oh dear. Phil, you’re such a living flop!” <3

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This is the Danger Days cat. Reblog for good luck in 2019.

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reblog if u support squishy tummies, legs, and arms

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patrick stump's tummy

reblog if u agree

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Reblog this post if you:

Like chubby Patrick

Like skinny Patrick

Like Pre-Hiatus Patrick

Like Dad Patrick

Like Patrick’s eyes

Like Patrick’s belly

Like Patrick’s lips

Like Patrick’s hair

Like Peterick

Despise Peterick

Perfer Joetrick

Like Patrick smut fics

Like Patrick mpreg fics

Don’t like fics

Want to meet Patrick irl

Hate nazis

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submission-high school

-we’re in the same study group but we dont talk but you brought goldfish and im starving

-im here for study group but i forgot my entire binder

-im an exchange student and i never learned american history and whos eli whitney

-hey can i borrow your pen- how much did this cost “30$” yoUS PENT 30$ ON A P E N

-we have the same notebook and we took the wrong ones home so i used your notes on my open book test

-hey dude i saw you dont have a lunch so i bought you some jello

-i accidentally tripped you in the hallway but youre cute so do you wanna go out with me

-your headphones are super loud but youre listening to my favorite band

-why are you watching greys anatomy during school

-i walked in on you crying in the bathroom are you okay

-you tried to open my locker

-you have really good handwriting i’ll pay you to be in my group for the presentation

-hi we’ve never talked but you have pride pins on your bag

-your shirt is from a fandom i was in 3 years ago and its giving me flashbacks

-i saw you at hot topic yesterday i know all your secrets

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AU PROMPTS (based on my summer)

“I thought you said you were gonna self-isolate this summer?” “Nah, that ended. I’m craving affection now.” “Oh, um, is that why you called me?” “Yep.” AU

Person A and Person B are at a mixer and they’re the only people either finds interesting AU

A is famous and B is a fan they meet while on vacation AU

“Ever summer I’ve ever had has been boring. I’m tired of it. Wanna help me make this the best summer ever?” “Why did that sound like the start of a coming of age film?” AU

B gets a sun tan and A tries not to freak out AU

(alternatively B gets a sun burn and A tries not to freak out)

A wears a bathing suit and B realizes it’s the first time they’re seeing A’s legs

B thinks they’ve made the worst s’more in the universe but A tastes it and says it’s the greatest thing they’ve ever tasted AU

“You don’t know how to swim? Don’t worry I’ll teach you!” AU

(bonus if B has to get saved by A)

A has seen B everyday in the same place and eventually they start talking AU

A and B are vacationing where it’s cold and neither have ever seen snow before AU

(alternatively A and B are vacationing where it’s warm and neither have ever seen the ocean before)

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