Anakin: I’m literally so mad at you right now. There’s nothing you can say that’ll make me forgive you.
Ahsoka: I-
Anakin: Okay I forgive you.
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Obi-Wan, grumbling: Great, we’re surrounded!
Anakin: Excellent, we can attack in any direction.
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Obi-Wan: Stop arguing with Master Windu.
Ahsoka: I’m not arguing.
Obi-Wan: Then what are you doing?
Ahsoka: Being right.
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Obi-Wan: I’m not the man I used to be. Find someone else.
Bail: UGH, fine.
Bail, calling Ahsoka: Ahsoka I need your help-
Obi-Wan: Ahsoka’s alive?!
Bail:…
Bail:…Surprise?
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Ahsoka: Hey Master?
Obi-Wan: Yes?
Ahsoka: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Obi-Wan:
Obi-Wan: Where’s Anakin?
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Obi-Wan: I’m old.
Anakin & Ahsoka:
Obi-Wan: You’re supposed to say “you’re not old, Master”
Ahsoka: But you are old.
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Anakin: I have a plan.
Obi-Wan: Does it involve breaking the law?
Ahsoka: Don’t you think that’s a given by now?
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Caleb: What is a ‘thot’?
Depa: It’s a thoughtful person.
[later, at the lineage dinner]
Mace: Here’s the salt, Caleb.
Caleb: Thanks Master Windu, you’re such a thot!
Mace: [spits out water]
Depa: [bursts out laughing]
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Anakin: My only talent is being stress.
Rex: Don’t you mean stressed?
Anakin: No.
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Anakin, coughing: Avenge my death.
Ahsoka: You’re not dying, Skyguy
Anakin: AVENGE ME!
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Count Dooku, meeting Ahsoka for the first time: Hmmm. I’m not impressed.
Ahsoka: [sasses Anakin, Obi-wan and bites Mace’s hand]
Count Dooku: She is my favourite.
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— PERSUASION, Jane Austen
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AS MUCH AS IT SEEMS LIKE YOU OWN MY HEART, IT’S ASTRONOMY: WE’RE TWO WORDS APART
ASTRONOMY, Conan Gray
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yemen is the poorest nation in the arab world. but in two weeks time, it did what no oil or gas- rich arab nation could do. by seizing three ships and costing i****l more than 2 billion by forcing its ships to go around africa, yemen showed up.
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𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰.
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