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bananagirly · 2 months

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"Una aventura es más divertida Si huele a peligro…"

"Si te parece prudente Esta propuesta indecente…"🔥👑

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bananagirly · 2 months

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Konig x y/n. He loves ur voice

Full work is on my twt

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Here are some German specific quirks I think König would have <3

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(yes, I know he's Austrian, but the difference is really only that they talk funny and have better desserts)

♡ he HATES fans and air conditioning. Like I'm talking disdain from the deepest pits of hell kinda hate.

Ceiling fans and AC are not a thing here, and literally every German looks at it with a very disapproving look if there happens to be one somewhere.

König absolutely refuses to sleep with the fan or AC on, just open a window, Liebling!

He's so upset that he can't put the window "auf kipp" :( (pls Google it, it's so hard to explain lol) like he's crushed that he can't keep the windows "auf kipp" all day.

You have a ceiling fan? Nope, not anymore. That thing is getting taken down the minute you move in together. But if you insist on keeping it, he'll secretly cut the cable to the switch.

Everyone knows all they do is whirl around dust and make you sick! He's not having it.

König acts like artificial ventilation is his worst enemy (I agree with him) and he'd rather suffocate than turn on the goddamn AC.

♡ Sundays are strictly lazy/rest days. Nothing's open on Sundays here, so we're forced to relax and not run around like headless chickens trying to get things done.

He's absolutely baffled if you have plans to go somewhere on a Sunday. What do you mean you need to run errands? What do you mean you're going out? And if you want him to come along?? Yeah, no.

His brain stops working. After the many years he's been alive, not once has he gone somewhere on a Sunday that wasn't his Oma's house for Kaffee und Kuchen.

You're not going anywhere. Plans are canceled, and you better spend the day on the couch with him.

♡ König probably misses all the beautiful old architecture Vienna has to offer. You don't quite appreciate it as much when it's just there all the time, but now he wishes he could quietly people watch in the city center :(

In my mind he's a bit of a history nerd, so he probably frequented museums and castles, admiring the delicately sculpted ceilings and wondering how people lived back then.

He'd be most fascinated by the masonry work done on the outside of most buildings. I mean, that's stone, but it's so smooth and carefully crafted.

♡ there are some very weird sayings in German that you just can't translate because they don't make sense. König is sick of having to awkwardly try to explain what they mean after he's been caught muttering one under his breath, only to realize halfway through that he looks like a maniac.

German is a very literal language, and I think he misses speaking it. We have very specific words for some things and he probably struggles to talk in English sometimes purely because the words he wants to use just don't exist.

(I'm very upset they didn't give him an Austrian accent bc it's one of my favorites, but I can also confidently say that I think he wouldn't be taken seriously at all if he had one lmao)

♡ König goes on random ass walks sometimes. Where's he going? On a walk. No, like where is he going? HE'S GOING ON A WALK.

There's no destination, you just walk. No matter the weather. Ya walk until you feel like you've walked enough. (A very German experience and I hate it)

♡ dreams of his Oma's Kaiserschmarn (me too, König, me too.)

It's basically a giant pancake that you tear into little pieces (traditionally, it has raisins too, I think) and you eat with either cinnamon sugar or applesauce (or both) and you will drift up to heaven.

It's warm, it's fluffy, it's sweet;

It's perfect for a gloomy Friday afternoon spent with his Oma and Opa 🥺

(Can you tell that I'm projecting)

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"Auf kipp" is a very specific window position where only the bottom two hinges stay attached so you can tilt the window towards you and a little crack is open so you can always have fresh air!

"Oma und Opa" grandma and grandpa, which he loves so much, undoubtedly.

"Kaffe und Kuchen" basically tea time. You get together and eat cake and have coffee! Mostly on the weekends :)

"Kaiserschmarn" what dreams are made of.

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bananagirly · 2 months

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My anxious king~

Inspired by teamblck's Gaz and Soap vers.

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(CW: P in V, slightly rough sex (no BDSM), Husband!König x reader, hardcore smut, “you” pronouns, .)

(Overview: Königs back home from war after a few months and you’re both a little sexually pent up.)

︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶

You hear the knock at your door and you jump up almost immediately to answer it, with pure enthusiasm in your movements. König, your husband had been gone for nearly four months at this point, and today was the day he’d be coming home. Your heart flutters with so much pure anticipation that you almost feel anxious while opening the door to greet him.

When you do open the door and see him you get ready to sprawl your arms out in offering of a big, rather wholesome hug, but before you're barely able to he’s already stepped in, smashing his lips into yours, taking you by surprise. He cups your face in his hands, allowing the kiss to go on until you’re out of breath.

“I missed you, mein kleiner Engel” he says breathily between a rapid array of kisses he’s planting wherever he can on your face and lips. You’re not even able to get a word in before he’s shoving his tongue down your throat again and letting his hands wander up your blouse. You grip onto his arms to keep yourself up as he forcefully rolls his tongue onto yours. You’re already feeling his massive hard on through his pants, pressed up against your stomach.

Before you know it you’re being grabbed up and tossed recklessly onto the sofa by König, who’s quick to get right on top of you, straddling you with his big, toned thighs, not even separating his lips from yours during it all. The only time he feels the need to begrudgingly pull his lips off of yours is to utter a simple “May I?” Before you allow him to strip you of your clothing frantically, and he goes back to making love to your lips with his own.

He unbuttons his jeans, pulling them down halfway before taking his veiny cock out of the restraints of his boxers. you’ve forgotten how monstrously big he is over the past few weeks, gulping at the sight of his massive erection.

He bucks his hips to yours, sliding the shaft of his dick against your wet slit, but not penetrating you yet. You push your chest upwards very slightly, arching your back as you feel all his bits slide nicely against yours. He finally pulls his lips back from the heated lock they were in, a string of mixed saliva trailing from his lips to yours when he does, then he grabs the thick width of his erection, guiding his dick so his cockhead lines up with your desperate little pussy before abruptly ramming into you, not holding back whatsoever. Your body shakes with how vigorously hard he’s fucking into your guts at this point.

He roughly hooks one of your legs around his shoulder for deeper penetration. Treating your body like a little rag dolly beneath him, behavior that you couldn’t be more accepting towards. His hands glide to your back, gently rubbing his calloused fingers along the soft skin there, caressing you as his dick jerks in an in-and-out motion within you. The slick noise of your skin slapping together is almost louder than your actual screams and moans at this point, which are dying down from how purely hoarse your voice has become, replaced with heavy breathing and whimpering. You can feel his pubic bone bump up against your swollen, almost sore clit, and boy does it feel so fucking good. His body is faltering above yours, while his baby blues glare into your eyes, half lidded with love and consuming pleasure. He mumbles something in German you couldn’t make out even if you understood the damned language, followed by a slightly more coherent “Meine Liebste” as he vigorously moves back and forth, looking dizzy and dazed, the way you engulf his cock with your warm, fleshy walls sends him into a euphoric state of mind, especially being gone from you for so long, he’s extra sensitive and receptive.

With one last hard thrust up into your sweet entryway, you feel frisson throughout your body and already hit a hard orgasm as you lay beneath his rugged body. Your bottom lip is quivering and you’re trying to keep your eyes open. You continue letting him pound into your achy cunt sloppily until he’s also reached his release. He leans down just slightly to rest his forehead on yours before he finally ejaculates inside of you, hard, letting out all the built up tension he’d accumulated over the last few months, before pulling out and cumming once again on your tummy, which is all rosy with a slight blush. As soon as you feel his warm cum seep into you, you feel a calm wash over you, it’s a warm, cozy and fuzzy feeling. He exhales and dips his head down to kiss your tender lips ever so softly, before leaning his face into your collarbone and nuzzling into you, both of you feeling flustered with afterglow.

︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶

Welp, I feel like I need to take a shower after writing all that

Anyways, I hope you enjoyed, and I hope you have a great day ahead of you ⸜₍⁽ˊ꒳ˋ⁾₎⸝

#cod #konig #konig call of duty #konig fanfiction #konig x y/n #konig x you #konig smut #smut

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bananagirly · 2 months

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*cough*

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A PSA to all König/Krueger writers:

Hello, I‘m Voov, and I‘m a native German.

And let me just clarify that I do not mean any of this in a offensive matter, and that none of these things are 'annoying' or 'bothersome' to me as a German, which I‘m sure other Germans would agree with me. This isn‘t something that‘s making it impossible for us to read blurbs/fics/etc., however I do know that some writers want to write in foreign languages as accurately and realistically as possible, so this is for those. And for everyone else who‘s just interested, of course

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1 - What I often read is "Exemplary Sentence I can‘t think of something right now but it‘s in English, ja?"

We don’t end our sentences with "[…], ja?". Sometimes, yes, fair, sometimes we do so, but it’s on the rarer side in my opinion. Majority of the time we use this at the end of our sentences:

"[…], nicht?" = "[…], no?" (please don‘t use "[…], nein?" for this one)

or:

"[…], nh?" = honestly this one can be used for a lot of things, it can be used for "[…], no?", "[…], don‘t you think so?" or how the Brits use 'innit', like you‘re trying to prove a point.

(Translation for "[…], don‘t you think so?" = "[…], denkst du nicht auch so?")

I understand that when you type in a "[…], ja?" you‘re translating from the words' English equivalent which is "[…], yeah?", but again, it‘s more common to use "[…], nicht?" instead.

If you use a good mix of "[…], ja?", "[…], nicht?" and "[…], nh?" (and any other word you might want to add to the end of your sentence) instead of sticking to one throughout an entire fic, you‘ll make us Germans a bit happier.

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2- If you‘re using longer sentences, and the sentences are directed at the Reader, you should clarify beforehand if the Reader is masc or fem. Why? Because a lot of words are gendered in German, so the way they’re conjugated tell us the Gender of the Person:

English: "My perfect Partner."

-> Gender neutral, the reader could be a Man, Woman, in between, on the outside, an Alien race, whatever

If you type this into google translate you get: "Mein perfekter Partner."

-> Masculine. It‘s an instant tell that the reader is a dude.

The female version would be: "Meine perfekte Partnerin."

-> Now we know instantly that this is feminine.

There is no gender neutral, German simply isn’t a language that works that way.

Can you write full sentences without using anything gendered, at all? Yes, absolutely, here‘s an example:

English: "Oh God I love you, I don‘t know what I would do without you. You‘re my everything, I‘ll do anything and everything for you."

German: "Oh Gott ich liebe dich, ich weiß nicht was ich ohne dich machen würde. Du bist mein ein und alles, ich würde alles für dich tun."

This is completely gender neutral because while typing I actively made sure to avoid using anything gendered. But I understand that this is a extremely difficult task to do so for those who don’t speak German, so if you can pull it off, you just earned my highest form of respect, but this isn’t something that us Germans expect of you as a Writer, this is just something I wanted to draw your attention to.

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My point is: If you do any of those two, we Germans aren’t crying about it. We won‘t stop reading the fic, we won‘t bitch about it or send you hate-mail.

We just notice it, correct the sentence in our mind, and some of us will type out the correct sentence as a comment.

I sadly don‘t have any websites that can help with the gendered words, and google translate sucks anyways, so I truly don‘t have any type of direction I could point you writers to, sorry :/

But I have said this before and I‘ll say it again, as many times as I have to: I am absolutely willing to help with the German parts, my dm‘s are always open, no I won’t think you’re annoying or abusing anything by asking me to check the German sentences you might‘ve used in your works, no I‘m not saying any of this out of courtesy, no I‘m not lying, no we don’t have to know each other, no you don’t have to deal with chit chat you can immediately hit me up with 'Hey how is this sentence?', yes I am being serious. In doubt, read this paragraph again and again.

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bananagirly · 2 months

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Imagining cuddling with König with the huge size difference 🩷😭

(Cw: fluff, size difference, sfw)

"(っ- ‸ - ς)ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

Sometimes you’d just lay your body entirely over his much larger one, like a human blanket, resting your head on his chest as he sleeps.

Other times you’d wake up being completely smothered into a bear hug by König, who’s peacefully passed out with his arms draped around you. You would barely be able to move your arms, and eventually fall back asleep until he wakes up and moves out of the position he’d shifted in during sleep.

Every now and then you find yourself wanting to be the big spoon, having to wrap your legs and arms entirely around him like a makeshift backpack.

Also imagine having nothing but a twin sized bed and having him sleep over for whatever reason, his feet and arms would hang off the bed to a comical extent and you’d have to sleep as close together as you possibly could to the point where you’d basically just be on top of one another, so comfortably uncomfortable somehow

he looks so tired, I just wanna lull him to sleep :(

And I hope you get good sleep and have a good day ⸜₍⁽ˊ꒳ˋ⁾₎⸝

#cod #konig #konig call of duty #konig fanfiction #konig x y/n #konig x you #konig fluff #honk shoo mimimimi #i’m tired

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bananagirly · 2 months

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(Heavy CW: pregnancy, breeding, P in V, consensual impregnation, smut, NSFW, marriage(?), conception, König x reader, ‘you’ pronouns)

-Please DON’T interact with this content if you have a sensitivity or trigger to pregnancy, TY, have a great day :)!-

(Overview: König impregnating you)

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König has always found the idea of breeding you so disgustingly arousing that the thought couldn’t help but slip into his mind nearly every time you made love together.

So you can imagine how hard it was for him not to cum on the spot during the actual conception of your children…just imagining how all his fantasies are sure to come true, how he’d genuinely breed your little body, your gorgeous little body, the one he’s appeased every night up to this moment. He’s stuck imagining how pretty your body would look both during and after the pregnancy…how wonderful a mother you would be to his children. The thoughts alone are enough for him to finish to while he masturbates, it’s all that really gets him off when you’re not around to help, and putting them into practice is just making him want to melt.

He fucks into you so tenderly, being so sweet and soft. His breath is more labored than usual, he’s panting shakily, sweating and huffing more than he does even when he’s pounding into you with all his strength. He moves in and out of you at a gentle pace as he seeps his cock into you, missionary style, so he’s able to see your sweet face and plant kisses all over it while he makes love to you, his beautiful, scant wife. He’s moving so slowly and sensually despite all your pleading for him to go full force like he usually does. He doesn’t mean to tease you or leave you on edge, he’s just so completely in the moment, trying his best to savor it as much as he can, trying to last as long as he’s able to. His thoughts are so clouded by you, the love of his life, giving him all of your pretty babies.

He groans out an “I love you” into your ear before finally letting himself release all of that built up tension inside of you. He doesn’t take his cock out of you after he cums, as if fucking his warm semen back into you will solidify the chances of his seed impregnating you in this moment.

Bye have a good one ⸜₍⁽ˊ꒳ˋ⁾₎⸝

#cod #konig #konig call of duty #konig fanfiction #konig x y/n #konig x you #konig smut #konig fluff #konig mw2 #pregnancy #smut #cod smut #breeding k1nk

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(CW: fingering, marriage, könig x reader, penetration, smut, size difference.)

(Overview: König finger fucking you while he works.)

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König is busy working when you come up to him, acting like a horny little mess, in nothing but a large t-shirt and your panties, which are already getting wet from just how purely horny and in need you are for the man you call your husband.

He sighs, “oh…meine engul…” he murmurs beneath his breath softly, exasperatedly. But even when he’s caught up in something important he knows he couldn’t ever turn down your advances.

He takes his large hands and grabs your waist holstering you up onto his thick thigh, your back against his chest, keeping both of his hands on your waist. He gently leans down to nibble on your ear softly. “Schatz…you know I’m working.” He says softly into your ear, giving you one last kiss on your temple before directing his gaze back to his screen and off of you.

You whine to yourself, silently, still feeling your cunt aching with need. Imagining his thick cock sliding in and out of you slowly, just how you like it. You begin riding his strong thigh, slightly humping it as your pussy gets wetter, leaving a slight wet trail on his jeans as you move back and forth, aching internally for some sort of release. You imagine how good it would feel to have his meaty cock fill you up, hitting all the right spots with ease.

Königs not slow to notice your errant, sluttish little display of need. “Engul…” he groans slightly, before slipping his rough hand down the waistband of your already sodden panties, pushing his thumb down on your swollen little bud and stroking it gently. His fingers trace your sensitive clit, gently moving to tap it or fully press down on the little bud, applying as much full pressure as he can without actually hurting you, making you whine out loud, your legs shaking as you continue to straddle one of his thighs with both of yours.

You grab at his wrist resting between your thighs to keep some sort of balance or grounding as he continues to pull and play at your clit, flicking and rubbing it with his fingers until it’s slightly sore. He leans down to give you another quick kiss, this time on the top of your head, before returning his gaze to his work, his fingers not leaving your needy little cunt. He moves his fingers down from your clit, gently tracing your dripping hole as it clenches with a need for relief, before dipping his ring finger inside of you, making you gasp and yelp. He slips his middle finger in next, pumping both of them in and out of you in unison, his pace slowly increasing until he’s vigorously pumping them inside of you. You begin to gently ride his fingers, swaying your hips in the same rhythm of his fucking…feeling his rough fingertips brush against the soft spot within you over and over is enough to make you lean your head back onto his shoulder, eyes half lidded, and cum over his long fingers, with a satisfied sigh.

He finally pulls his fingers out of you, putting them in his mouth and cleaning them of your sweet juices with his tongue. He leans down and roughly pushes his soft lips up against your cheek.

“Better, Klein engul?” He coos lovingly, finally looking down at your smaller, now weak figure on his lap, laying back against him. In response you just nod slightly and grant him a breathless “thank you.” Now held over for the time being until he finishes his work and pulls you into your shared room, fucking you correctly with his thick cock that you know has to be at least a little swollen within the confines of his jeans.

Bye now, have a good day ⸜₍⁽ˊ꒳ˋ⁾₎⸝

#cod #konig #konig call of duty #konig fanfiction #konig x y/n #konig x you #konig smut #konig mw2

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bananagirly · 2 months

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I literally saw a fic where Ghost forced the reader into pregnancy…like, huh? Put some respect on these men’s names

Simon "Ghost" Riley is not a rapist.

Simon "Ghost" Riley would not "punish" you so badly you have a miscarriage.

Simon "Ghost" Riley would not tie you up, call you a whore, and tell you to "take it or else"

Simon "Ghost" Riley would not insult your body so bad he gives you an ED.

Sebastian Kreuger would not Kidnap and abuse you.

Phillip Graves would not verbally attack you.

Phillip Graves is not racist or homophobic??

Nikto would not hit you for seeing his face on accident.

König would not throw you against a wall and call you a whore for coming near him, the dude has social anxiety..

idc what anyone says, if you enjoy any of these please get off the internet and figure out a different way to cope, this isn't even proshipper level, this is just wrong.

How are you going to headcanon a victim of SA as a rapist? How are you going to headcanon a victim of a lifetime of abuse as an abuser?

Headcanoning a southern american man as racist and homophobic just feels so icky!

Seriously guys please if you have issues, there are other ways!!!

I'm tired of blocking so many lovely accounts because of the amount of dub-con/noncon/straight up Sexual Assault that's in their reblogs or in the accounts they support and advertise.

There is a difference between tough and straight up fucking insane??? Maybe read the characters backstories and actually take their past into consideration because you guys kinda look dumb for making these characters so OOC. Please get help and keep your gross fics to yourself.

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(CW: König fluff, marriage, mentions of pregnancy)

(Overview: Just some husband!Konig fluff with reader :))

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Husband!König who’s a very light sleeper and feels you stir late at night due to a bad dream, then groggily leans over to kiss your cheek or neck and wrapping his arms around you to soothe you back into sleep.

Husband!König who isn’t afraid to remind you how great of a mother you’d be to his children whenever he finds the opportunity.

Husband!König who always loves to sweet talk you in German just to see you get all confused as to what he’s saying.

Husband!König who’ll get up when he feels you sit up in bed, awake for the day, to wrap his arms around you, hugging you from behind and leaning his head into the nook between your shoulder and neck, groggily telling you how beautiful you look, as he does every morning.

Husband!König who’s been introducing you to people as his wife since before you were even married.

Husband!König who always calls you his little angel.

⸜₍⁽ˊ꒳ˋ⁾₎⸝ have a good day

#konig #cod #konig fanfiction #konig fluff #konig x you #konig call of duty #konig mw2 #konig x y/n

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(Warnings: Back shots, P in V, NSFW, COD smut, somewhat affirmative sex, König x reader, badly translated German, size kink)

︶︶︶ ⊹ ︶︶︶ ୨♡୧ ︶︶︶ ⊹ ︶︶︶

Imagine: König flipping you over to lay on your stomach and ramming into you from behind, holding your hair with one hand and groping your hip with the other as his thick meat slides in and out along your slick walls, pulsating inside of you, earning a deep moan from your throat.

He raw dogs you sloppily. He’s huge, being able to rightly fuck you from behind, his whole body engulfing yours, in and out, he sloppily fucks your pretty cunt. “Good, kleiner Engel (little angel)“ he groans, loving the way you squeeze his cock so perfectly, he wraps his arms around your waist, hugging his chest to your back as he props himself up over your much smaller body. He kisses and bites at the back of your neck like a fucking animal

He lets his head fall back as he destroys your tight little cunt before ejaculating deep inside of you and riding out his orgasm, moving his cock back and forth into the semen now dripping from your tight little hole, his pace faltering as he leans over, kissing your neck softly and muttering “thank you’s” and “I love you’s” into your ear in that thick German accent.

Thanks for reading, I hope you have a good day ⸜₍⁽ˊ꒳ˋ⁾₎⸝

#konig #cod #konig fanfiction #konig smut #konig x you #konig call of duty #konig x y/n #smut #konig cod

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