p sure someone already did it but i needed to get this out of my system

16) and he missed breakfast

they couldnt afford a wedding photographer

medieval judge: i sentence you to a swift and painless death in private with all of your clothes on

gay masochist pervert criminal: NOOOOOO PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THAT!

the bronzebeard women are like the strongest most thoughtful and caring people you've ever met and then you look at the bronzebeard men and you're like how fast can i kill you with a hammer can you please run directly into my hammer

yes all my favorite characters are desperate to be loved. no i don’t think that says anything about me

i'm watching buffy the vampire slayer for the first time and feeling a deep longing for 2013 tumblr so i can TALK ABOUT IT

Sorry I'm going to be more normal about him

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

I miss akiangel x out of touch

reading a canon divergent fic and it diverges canon and now you don’t know when they’re going to kiss

can’t focus on work. can only think of that one lesbian poem about chivalry

MSBY Picture Day!

the fact that chilchuck is canonically a middle-aged father of three makes everything about his character so much more enjoyable. this man has seen it all before and he's tired of your shit. he's a union boss. he's going gray. he's planning his retirement. he's watching his weight. he looks like a middle schooler.

you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.