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banana-tart-pie · 3 days
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snoopy of the day
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banana-tart-pie · 5 days
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tumblrs saying i have a notification on my side blog, when i really don’t and it’s driving me up the wall
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banana-tart-pie · 5 days
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Hi scade
Once you get this, you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly. Then you have to send this to ten of your favourite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)
hi remp
struggling here (i’ve let this sit in my inbox forever)
5 things i like about myself are:
1.) i like how fast i can read things (even if i can’t understand them)
2.) my taste in music. does that count? it does now
5.) my humor.. sometimes
that’s 5 not 3 don’t even bother counting 😇🙏
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banana-tart-pie · 5 days
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so real for that
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"Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man in a factory downtownnnn! If I had my little way I'd eat peaches everyday!"
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banana-tart-pie · 8 days
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No one has ever been more of a C-section baby than Ponyboy Michael Curtis.
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banana-tart-pie · 12 days
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GEORGE WASHINGTON WAS THE FIRST PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. AT THE TIME-
disagree.
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banana-tart-pie · 14 days
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i’d let han solo ride my dick just saying
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banana-tart-pie · 16 days
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"Somewhere in Southend when you were fun,"
"You took my hand and you made me run,"
"Up past the prison to the seafront,"
"You climbed the cliff and you took the plunge."
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"Back to the house with your arms 'round my neck,"
"We drank pork soda with tangled legs,"
"I won't forget how you looked at me then."
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banana-tart-pie · 21 days
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꒰ CAN'T GET RID OF ME THAT EASILY ꒱ . . . f reed !
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pairing(s) : fulton reed x fem!portman!reader (romantic) , dean portman x sister! reader (platonic)
in which before the game against varsity, the portman siblings have a surprise up their sleeves.
requested : yes or no.
!! content warnings : fluff, yelling, swearing
robin chirps : erm so im out of my writing slump and ziggy and i nonstop talk about tmd and our boyfriends, so i decided to surprise her since she kinda got me out of my writing slumps and introduced me to my bf charlie and one of the most amazing movies of all time <3 ily zigma!! [@spaceagebachelormann]
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"your'e playing hard, i'm proud of you guys." coach orion reassured as he patted russ on the shoulder.
"they're cheap shotting us to death!" luis groaned.
"i know they are, i know they are." orion sympathized.
"It's gonna take a miracle for us to hold on." averman replied. little did the ducks know that "miracle" would be a little more unexpected then they thought.
suddenly, the door burst open revealing a tall brunette with a bandana around his head. dean portman.
"dean portman is awarded a full athletic and academic scholarship to the eden hall academy," dean read off his maroon folder. "i found this lying around at home in chicago, my attorny thought i should sign it, and i agreed." he continued. "it's offical boys, im back!" he exclaimed as all the ducks cheered, especially fulton. his heart broke the day that his best friend dean, and the love of his life, y/n had to go back to chicago. he was ecstatic at the sudden appearance of his fellow bash brother. but if dean was here...then where was y/n?
"hey you ass, where'd you go?" a voice spoke in the doorway. fulton could recognize that voice from anywhere. y/n. the voice was further identified when she herself wandered into the room. fulton was beyond shocked, jovial and he felt that he might have a heart attack because of how much was happening. in no time at all, y/n was in fultons arms their lips interlocked.
"did you miss me?" y/n teased, as fulton rolled his eyes, kissing her once again. dean looked partially disgusted.
"what the hell. why didn't i get one?" dean joked, activly trying to piss y/n off. the girl gave her brother the bird as the ducks laughed and watched the cute reunion. russ and averman made jokes in the background and snickered.
"oh, fulton! i missed you so much mwah mwah mwah." averman said in a feminine high pitched voice, as he faked kissing noises. russ continued with the bit presumably as fulton.
"i missed you too, babe." he said also mimicking kissing sounds. the ducks snickered. fulton proceeded to threaten the two.
"will you shut the hell up before i give you pucks for teeth?" he said. averman and russ laughed, as they stopped the bit. fulton turned his attention back to y/n now answering her question. '
"of course i missed you, you were gone for like ever." he exaggerated. but that's what it felt like for the couple.
"the phone calls weren't the same." he frowned softly.
"yeah, 'specially WHEN DEANS BREATHING ON THE OTHER LINE." y/n raises her voice as she turns back to dean.
"why didn't you call me and tell me you were coming?" he asked her,
"cause this was way more fun." she replied, a goofy grin on their faces. "you can't get rid of me that easily." she said.
'i'd hate to intrude on your little love fest but we got a bunch of temperamental man children's asses to kick." russ chimed in.
the ducks all cheered as they made their way on the ice.
"is that dean portman?" the teenage announcer asked. the crowd was in unbelief, "oh and his sister, y/n! they're both back!" he exclaimed.
"who are those kids? they cant play!" tom exclaimed. "they're on scholarship tom, my hands are tied." dean buckley replied.
"so you're the big enforcer, huh? well its nice to meet you, see, we have a lot more in common then you think-" dean rambled.
"shut up." the warrior spat, "lets play hockey," he said.
"whatever you say sunshine," dean shrugged, the game continued as dean ended up making cole go through the glass, shattering it.
dean and fulton cheered as they banged their heads together. "the bash brothers are back and they're here to stay and so is "y/n "the firecracker" portman, as she scores goal one for the ducks!" the announcer called out and boy was fulton beyond happy with it.
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banana-tart-pie · 22 days
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tim and dally
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banana-tart-pie · 22 days
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Pornbots are so annoying like I’m not gonna fall for this I’m not an idiot I know sex isn’t real and its just something made up for destiel fanfiction
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banana-tart-pie · 24 days
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reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts
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banana-tart-pie · 24 days
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missing him like crazy. ts is a whole different kind of pain. fly high buddy.
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banana-tart-pie · 26 days
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Ngl, Sodapop Curtis would go absolutely batshit fucking crazy if he ever found out how y’all treat Steve Randle.
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banana-tart-pie · 27 days
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For fucks sake someone get Ponyboy Curtis some goddamn purple shampoo
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banana-tart-pie · 27 days
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Pls somebody get this😪😪
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banana-tart-pie · 1 month
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how to hide tumblr pls nd thanks (i’m joking) (kinda)
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