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banana-slug-woo · 1 hour
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Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.
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banana-slug-woo · 1 hour
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God I hate that I have to make ANOTHER post about this. But hi, the only food I've had for the past several days is soup, ramen, and saltless saltines. I have no money, I'm being dicked around with by my uncles life insurance and the provincial government, and I'd really like to actually eat something besides, basically, just liquids.
I also have like. Maybe a week of sleep aid shit left and can't afford to get more so I also have to somehow get that.
Hoping for some help, ideally... Like. 150 CAD or smth? Enough to get my meds and some food until my dad gets paid and we can buy groceries.
Here's the link
0/150
Even a reblog helps in this situation, and I've got commissions open if that's more your style. Its a bit of a pay what you can thing, and I'll do what I can for the price.
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banana-slug-woo · 1 hour
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Pray for everyone in rafah there's heavy bombing right now there. I can't sleep thinking of my family 😭
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banana-slug-woo · 1 hour
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You are not being "delulu"
You are not "[disorder]posting" if you don't have that disorder
They are not a "psychopath"
They are not a "narcissist"
Stop asking if they're "acoustic/artistic"
Goooodddd you aren't funny you are just ableist godbless !! Stop joking about other people's disorders when you don't have it
Neil emoji!!
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banana-slug-woo · 2 hours
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my captain underpants au where krupp figures out he's captain underpants but he's actually just relieved because "it was more of george and harold's shenanigans" is actually one of the less concerning explanations
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banana-slug-woo · 2 hours
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In most languages, the Colored Pencils boss in Paper Mario: The Origami King has a somewhat lengthy name he introduces himself with. In the English version, it is "Jean-Pierre Colored Pencils the 12th".
The French translation, however, goes one step beyond the other versions and gives him an absurdly lengthy name that also forms an acronym if the individual names are taken as initials. The name is "Côme Raoul Aimé Yves Oscar Nicolas Siméon de Couleur", where the first seven names spell out "C. R. A. Y. O. N. S. de Couleur", French for "colored pencils".
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banana-slug-woo · 2 hours
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When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.
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banana-slug-woo · 2 hours
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i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night
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banana-slug-woo · 2 hours
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i see so many posts like “i wish i could bring a plush with me in public!” and like the good news is that u can! 90% of people will never say anything and the other 10% will usually be like “oh cute!” i knew a girl in college who would bring multiple stuffed animals to class and set them on the desk and no one ever cared. like maybe you’ll get the occasional person to ask why, but just saying “why not” or “well look at the lil guy” is usually enough to make people not push it. other people have a whole lot of more important things on their mind than to bother someone over a stuffed animal.
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banana-slug-woo · 2 hours
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ok. done hating. it's time for loving. rose appears in my mouth prince charming style. a thorn pricks my lip and I start bleeding and coughing and getting it everywhere
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banana-slug-woo · 2 hours
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platforming palestinian joy is just as important as sharing the suffering they're enduring during this genocide. despite continued displacement and bombardment, you cannot steal their joy and spirit. happy birthday to this sweet baby 🖤🇵🇸 may they grow up to see a free palestine
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banana-slug-woo · 3 hours
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banana-slug-woo · 8 hours
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So I don’t even know when I last posted. I’m not bothered to draw rn so have these
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banana-slug-woo · 13 hours
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i forgot to say thisbut i had a tooth taken out 3 days ago so thats why ive been more active ok goodnight shdzcbj
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banana-slug-woo · 13 hours
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reconfiguring my entire wardrobe and lifestyle around this hat i just got
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banana-slug-woo · 13 hours
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hey hey hey
Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)
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