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Presenting the best worst The Dark is Rising dust jacket I’ve ever seen. These books always have odd covers because the story is (awesomely) batshit, but this omnibus edition is a towering achievement in mid-nineties “No worries I skimmed it” cover illustration. Notes:
- Bran has albinism. There is no melanin in his body. Why is he so tan?! it is literally impossible
- In fact, why is everyone so tan? And ripped? British 11-year olds are different than JK Rowling led me to believe
- Will (the 😵 guy) was, as I recall it, basically a fucking elder god/wizard messiah? Anyway, here he is seen warding off vampires with a fidget spinner
- How is Bran casting a shadow onto those trees? Is it a Sears portrait studio backdrop? Why is the harp vomiting? Is that just how things are in Wales?
- Treasure map reading, step one: open your damn eyes
- I feel like random tropical house plants don’t grow on the beach in Cornwall
- Nice Tevas there, Barnabas
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if u ever see me on tumblr u can assume im consuming a media which i can discuss with No One and am yearning for the connection of shared enthusiasm. anyways any of yall normal about The Dark Is Rising sequence cause it turns out i am NOT
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Taylors wift is just elon musk for horse girls and gays who are afraid of faggots
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on the other hand there are some characters that i KNOW in my heart are not cis but heres the thing . THEY wouldn't know. they would have no idea. or they're not acknowledging it. i love trans headcanons as much as the next guy but angel devil from chainsaw man does not know that he's not cis because all angel devil is thinking about is that he's got a job to do and he'd rather not be doing it but ah well its that or being killed. oh well
theres also some characters that if you took them out for drinks for like 2 hours and talked to them they would realize very quickly they arent cis. but the resources simply dont exist in the situation they are in. do you understand my vision
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His silly rabbit
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I was typing an entire post about food issues and why I don't like wet food, until I remembered that unlike in Dutch, 'wet food' has a specific meaning in English. Just straight up deleted everything bc all I could see myself as was
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laios was born to be the referee in air bud who makes the call that a dog can play basketball
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everyone says Grim is the normal one, but..... hmm. I dunno.
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have you ever thought about entering into a cat show?
with THIS?????
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Do you come up with deadnames for your trans OCs?
Never
Sometimes
Always
See results
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i like thinking that laios would go crazy on birdwatching after the [SPOILERS] curse
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The volcano Popocatépetl just errupted and the Mexican government is doing little to help the local indigenous population
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