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Whaddup dogs, cats, creatures from the depths? I'm Bobby.
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Do you ever wonder how many students and professors uttered those words here? This place is a hotspot for homosexual goings ons. Nothing wrong with that.
Orrrr maybe it was love at first sight and you'll never shake him.
I’m straight, I have no attraction to men in that way.
I didn’t do anything! He must have picked me from a hat.
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Whenever I'm sad, I'm just going to remind myself that Kevin is to gay men what the Holy Grail is to a Christian.
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WONDERFUL, MY LEG’S ASLEEP.
NOT JUST MY LEG. MY BUTT. MY WHOLE BUTT IS TOTALLY ASLEEP. HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN? HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN SITTING HERE? WHAT WAS I THINKING ABOUT? WHY DID I SIT DOWN IN THE FIRST PLACE?
OH GOD, IT’S MY WHOLE PELVIC GIRDLE. I CAN’T FEEL ANYTHING DOWN THERE.
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… MIGHT AS WELL TAKE A NAP, I GUESS.
#The unemployment rate for bears is at 94%#How come nobody ever talks about that?#/dem tags#how relevant#bobby's basically unemployed#i wonder how he still has his fake job
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I am a happily spoken for man, I'm not warm for your form.
Yeah.. He's definitely after the D. How do you do it my friend?
*Tuts* Not you too! It’s really pissing annoying, have you seen what the small man with the goatee keeps doing to me?
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Hide away! Just no funny business back there.. I don't swing that way, and I'm immune to your pheromones.
What is it with these men making moves on me?! Allow me to hide behind you.
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I’d rather sit through a lecture with Bobby dressed as a giant arse globe.
Who wouldn't.
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I accomplished two of my three goals for the year this school year,
Next semester, I'm gonna be three for three.
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Sure you were.
Got my sleeping bag for summer,
Joking, Bobby.
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Well I never.
Got my sleeping bag for summer,
Hmm.
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You're so odd.
Got my sleeping bag for summer,
Oh nothing.
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“What is your ideal dream of earthly happiness?”
…she didn’t think about it but found her lips to his, whispering, “This… this… this…”
Heat Rises by Richard Castle, Chapter 5
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You did! That was weird.. Why'd you say that?
Got my sleeping bag for summer,
Didn’t I say for you to spend some time with Christine? Never mind your sleep, that can come later.
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Like a nudist?
Got my sleeping bag for summer,
…So wear less clothes.
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