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Book Review: Empire of Storms by Sarah J. Maas
Book Review: Empire of Storms by Sarah J. Maas
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Empire of Storms by Sarah J. Maas
Series: Throne of Glass (#5)
Publisher: Bloomsbury
Published:  September 6th 2016
Summary: “The long path to the throne has only just begun for Aelin Galathynius as war looms on the horizon. Loyalties have been broken and bought, friends have been lost and gained, and those who possess magic find themselves at odds with those who don’t.
With her heart sworn to…
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ballantines04 · 8 years
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A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
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Pumpkin Cookies
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So I found this caterpillar on my way to class
We’re bros
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ballantines04 · 8 years
Conversation
Tamlin: "There's no such thing as a High Lady."
Feyre: *Looks at camera like she's on the office."
The King: "The Queen of Terrasen is dead."
Aelin: *Looks at the camera like she's on the office."
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ballantines04 · 8 years
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a soulmate is a person that won’t complain about any of my music when i put my ipod on shuffle
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*feyre and tamlin getting married*
rhys: 
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Exactly.
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ballantines04 · 8 years
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The Night Court
RHYS: Feyre kissed me.
CASSIAN: Ohmygodohmygod
MOR: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Cassian, get the wine. Rhys, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
RHYS: Oh, it ended very well.
CASSIAN: [getting the wine] Do not start without me. Do not start without me.
MOR: Ok, all right, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
RHYS: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh gods, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
MOR: Ok, so, were you holding her? Or were her hands like on you?
RHYS: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were on my wings.
CASSIAN/MOR: Ohhhhh.
In the next room [Feyre eating while Amren swirls a goblet]
FEYRE: And, uh, and then I kissed him.
AMREN: Tongue?
FEYRE: Yeah.
AMREN: Cool.
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Do yourself a favor. Learn to code. Here's how.
I’ve said this to my non-techie friends countless times. It’s no secret that being able to code makes you a better job applicant, and a better entrepreneur. Hell, one techie taught a homeless man to code and now that man is making his first mobile application.
Learning to code elevates your professional life, and makes you more knowledgeable about the massive changes taking place in the technology sector that are poised to have an immense influence on human life.
(note: yes I realize that 3/5 of those links were Google projects)
But most folks are intimidated by coding. And it does seem intimidating at first. But peel away the obscurity and the difficulty, and you start to learn that coding, at least at its basic level, is a very manageable, learnable skill.
There are a lot of resources out there to teach you. I’ve found a couple to be particularly successful. Here’s my list of resources for learning to code, sorted by difficulty:
Novice
Never written a line of code before? No worries. Just visit one of these fine resources and follow their high-level tutorials. You won’t get into the nitty-gritty, but don’t worry about it for now:
Dash - by General Assembly
CodeAcademy
w3 Tutorials (start at HTML on the left sidebar and work your way down)
Intermediate
Now that you’ve gone through a handful of basic tutorials, it’s time to learn the fundamentals of actual, real-life coding problems. I’ve found these resources to be solid:
Khan Academy
CodeAcademy - Ruby, Python, PHP
Difficult
If you’re here, you’re capable of building things. You know the primitives. You know the logic control statements. You’re ready to start making real stuff take shape. Here are some different types of resources to turn you from someone who knows how to code, into a full-fledged programmer.
Programming problems
Sometimes, the challenges in programming aren’t how to make a language do a task, but just how to do the task in general. Like how to find an item in a very large, sorted list, without checking each element. Here are some resources for those types of problems
Talentbuddy
TopCoder
Web Applications
If you learned Python, Django is an amazing platform for creating quick-and-easy web applications. I’d highly suggest the tutorial - it’s one of the best I’ve ever used, and you have a web app up and running in less than an hour.
Django Tutorial
I’ve never used Rails, but it’s a very popular and powerful framework for creating web applications using Ruby. I’d suggest going through their guide to start getting down-and-dirty with Rails development.
Rails Guide
If you know PHP, there’s an ocean of good stuff out there for you to learn how to make a full-fledged web application. Frameworks do a lot of work for you, and provide quick and easy guides to get up and running. I’d suggest the following:
Cake PHP Book
Symfony 2 - Get Started
Yii PHP - The Comprehensive Guide
Conclusion
If there’s one point I wanted to get across, it’s that it is easier than ever to learn to code. There are resources on every corner of the internet for potential programmers, and the benefits of learning even just the basics are monumental.
If you know of any additional, great resources that aren’t listed here, please feel free to tweet them to me @boomeyer.
Best of luck!
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ballantines04 · 8 years
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A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.
“Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!”, he yelled with surprising forcefulness.
No one answered.
“Alright, I’m gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain’t back outside by the time I finish, I’m gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don’t like to have to do what I dun in Texas!”
Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post.
He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, “Say partner, before you go… what happened in Texas?”
The cowboy turned back and said, “I had to walk home.”
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And lo! Fireheart, SHE IS DONE. This was SO much fun to work on I can’t even. I wish I could put my love for this series into words, but I can’t. I’ll leave that to Sarah and carry on painting out my feelings.
Aelin from the Throne of Glass series <3
This is available on Society 6 & Etsy as per usual!
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Red delicious apples being named ‘delicious’ is one of the biggest deceptions of the human race.
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Manga Review: Dawn of the Arcana vol.1 by Rei Toma
Manga Review: Dawn of the Arcana vol.1 by Rei Toma
Dawn of the Arcana Vol.1 by Rei Toma Series: Dawn of the Arcana (#1) Published: January 1st 2009 Publisher: VIZ Media LLC Goodreads: “A medieval fantasy where a princess’s mysterious power alters her fate! Reads R to L (Japanese Style). Princess Nakaba of Senan is forced to marry Prince Caesar of the enemy country Belquat, tantamount to becoming a hostage. While Caesar is pleasing to the eye, he…
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