tumblr are you telling me something

i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind

they should add a drop of glowing purple fluid to doctor pepper. just one drop

Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.

would u still love me if i was a shai-hulud

part of being an ally to trans men is not being a dick to cis men for their appearance btw

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

i recommend every history student to play the appropriate assassin’s creed game before starting to learn about a subject bc it makes everything 10000% funnier like. hey. i know this guy. he had an unresolved yet undeniable homoerotic sexual tension with my favorite video game man. what’s he doing here.

(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?

Bothering the beast

The porn bots have found my account and I fear I won't be able to quench their insatiable lust with my bug facts