grounding techniques, ok 5 things i can see. ugly man. shitty palm tree. clear evidence of air pollution. conservative bumper stickers. roadkill. why do i feel worse
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re-reading my own fic because the author has exactly my taste in tropes, ships the same ships in the right way, and also shares my sense of humour. what a find, what a revelation. i hope they write more of this sort of thing.
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Fuck it we bawl (starts sobbing uncontrollably)
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gotta draw at least one proper wall kissing right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Have you REALLY lost your scissors if you aren't walking around making scissor motions with your fingers in an attempt to lure them back out?
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this is a Linus stan account. this account loves Saurians. and Linus, who raised three litters of baby Saurians. he has a great sense for fashion. he plays the piano. if you don’t like Linus get out
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She took my ability to die in the divorce
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wrath of khan no context
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don’t be afraid to carry stuffed animals with you.
I carry stuffies around in public because they help me a little anxiety wise, and the worst thing that’s happened is random people giving me weird looks- which like, okay??? Why would I care?
I get to carry around Spider-Man, while all they carry around is bad attitudes and a lack of whimsy
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Aroace cat in your honor 🐱🏳️🌈
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Slides my crack ship across the table for your approval
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One of my fave things so far watching TOS is how Spock will do the Vulcan grip during a melee and immediately incapacitate an enemy, meanwhile everyone else is fighting in the bg as he watches on just… not intervening lmao
Jim: *launching himself at an attacker like a rabid capuchin*
Spock: (internally, transfixed) a magnificent uppercut…
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Pa-tro-clus: the syllables rang
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I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD BOB ROSS IS A GIFTED GOD
I DREW ALONG TO HIS VIDEO IN MS PAINT AND
HOW
THE
FUCK
THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW PLEASE I ADVISE YOU GUYS TO DRAW ALONG WITH BOB ROSS IN MS PAINT IT IS AN EXPERIENCE I AM SO CONFUSED BUT PLEASED FUCKING DO IT
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Knowledge is empowering
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mutuals that I'd like to go on a walk with on warm spring days
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