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Alastor's staff (part 1) || Charlie's toys AU

|Part 1 (you're here)| - |Part 2 (soon)| - |Part 3 (soon)|

Oh boy, rip Alastor.

Charlie is... kinda spolied already. I mean, what can you expect with such parents.

When a child throws a tantrum but you can't slap them to shut up, because it means the most painful death, but their tantrum is ALSO means your death

Poor Alastor, he's so fucked, am i right aahhaha

Also, i'm not making like full ass comic, like how for breakfast au or good intentions, more like just some bits i can think of

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the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

Screeeeching at this meme a girl I went to high school w posted recently

having an experience

I don’t care if it’s 1 A.M. I don’t consider it “tomorrow” until I wake up.

hate when a batman artist isn't committed to bruce's lame bat schtick... give that man a bat insignia on the bottom of his boots rn

Radiohusk with pilot dynamics is pretty funny, I've discovered.

why r the funfetti poptarts half a cm shorter than the average poptart. why did they do this

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I laughed so much while drawing this 💖 anime overlord high AU

extremely weird to think about the fact that the internet is a collection of physical objects, like, if i send a message to a person on another continent, there's a continuous physical path that each packet followed between each of our routers and it probably passes through an undersea cable which doesn't feel like something that should be real how did people manage that

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