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the talk
naruto: iruka-sensei i know what sex isÂ
iruka, pained: do you, really?
naruto: yeah
iruka, even more pained: what is it
naruto: its like when two people
iruka: uhuh
naruto: when theres like.Â
iruka: uh huh.Â
naruto: like when youÂ
iruka: mmm
naruto: when your. penis.Â
iruka, a woke queen: a penis doesnt have to be involved naruto
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âThatâs right⊠I canât be like you, Rengoku.â | KIMETSU NO YAIBA
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Starting now, things are going to get real flashy!Â
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âIsnât this Nezuko Kamado? I see sheâs becoming a flashy demon.â
âNo one ever told her to become a flashy demon!â
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Aizawa telling class A that they have to pretend one them is a villain in their next training exercise and this time it's Midoriya's turn to be the villain and he takes it way too seriously: determined to use every single trick he has up his sleeve in order to win.
So when they finally corner him and he has Bakugo a few inches away from his face, grinning smugly at him while threatening him with blowing up his face if he doesn't surrender immediately, they all stare in shock as Midoriya just... smiles back at him.
Because this is not his usual sunshine, pure smile they all love, this is different; the grin on his face is almost dangerous and seductive. Everyone watches almost mesmerized as Midoriya puts his arms around Bakugo's shoulders and freaking flutters his eyelashes at him.
And poor Bakugo, who's not used to this side of Midoriya at all, just freezes for a couple of seconds, watching as the green haired boy runs one of his fingers down his chest.
"Pro hero..." Midoriya purrs. "Why do we have to fight all the time if you could join me instead? I promise you we'll have so much fun together."
At this point Bakugo is completely red, clearly flustered... Aizawa thinks for a moment he'll finally explode in anger, but the blond just nods like a very obedient puppy.
"Alright, nerd. I-I'll join you."
After the initial shock, Todoroki pushes Bakugo away, takes Midoriya's hands in his and says:
"I'll join you too if you give me a kiss, villain."
When the rest of the class starts seriously considering joining Midoriya as well, Aizawa facepalms himself, mumbles something about not being payed enough to deal with this and ends up the exercise before Bakugo starts fighting Todoroki.
"Alright, everyone go back to your dorms," he sighs before turning to Midoriya. "And you, remind me not to let you play the villain ever again."
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Zenitsu protecting Tanjirou from a demon (maybe he's unconscious or can't move anymore) before Uzui arrives to take care of the situation; he quickly realizes what happened, gets rid of the demon, takes Tanjirou in his arms and thanks Zenitsu for saving the other boy's life.
"I owe you one."
But instead of being glad that a hashira acknowledged his actions he gets mad because he knows what it really means.
"Stop treating Tanjirou like he's one of your wives! He's not!"
"Yet," Uzui grins, prompting Zenitsu to get even angrier at him.
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All the Hashira at the meeting when they find out Giyuu didnt execute a literal child:
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Imagine teasing a horny demon in heat inside of a salt circle, stripping for him before masturbating oh so close to him. Youâre literally just out of his reach while heâs panting and shaking and growling the ways heâs gonna break you and breed you and make you beg for mercy
And then you accidentally break the salt circle
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Look somebody's gotta strip down naked under the light of the full moon to appease the monsters and it's probably gonna be me
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Me: I hate cliche tropes, i think creators should do their best to either redefine those cliches or create their own new-
Writer: the quiet grumpy one is soft for the oblivious sunshiny one
Me, sobbing: omg the quiet grumpy one is soft for the oblivious sunshiny one
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Sukuna will take you to some fancy restaurant for dinner and then slip a hand under the table to eat you out with one of his mouths. Heâs acting all unbothered, ordering food and chatting with the waiter while his damn tongue is playing with your clit, lapping up your embarrassing wetness and fucking into you lazily. And when you sit there blushing furiously and trying to keep down the soft gasps he smirks at you and is like: "Whatâs the problem sweetheart? You gonna cum in the middle of a restaurant? Canât take you anywhere."
Heâs such an arrogant asshole and Iâm into it aaahhh đ€Ł
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but also think: desperately grinding yourself on sukunaâs thigh, telling him itâs not enough, he looks over at you blankly and suddenly youâre riding a thigh mouth. and now heâs asking why you canât take it. why you keep planting your feet and rising and jerking away like you didnât tell him you needed more. grunting for you to just take it like a good little thing before pinning your down with his hands. sigh. true form sukuna supremacy.
VILLLL THE THIGH MOUTH GOT ME OMFGGG
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