Hey y’all, mod glads here. I know I haven’t posted here in awhile BUT I’ve opened commissions!! if anyone is interested please dm me for details :)

opened commissions :] discord is flowerpetal0330

Ever since the original tape of the Wilhelm scream recording session surfaced I have been losing my mind a little bit over it

friends!!!! This blog is mostly retired (sad i know) but i am asking the many of you for a big favor

Im looking for a doctor who fic where the doctor and the master are traveling together and somrthing happens and the master ends up in a space zoo and the workers there think hes just a weird looking animal and put him in an enclosure (hes called something like jajen or jajan) and the doctor rescues him after a bit, it was on ffn but i dont know how to find it because its been years and i cant remember the name of the fic please help me

We're sticking together.

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wasn't technically dnd (different system) but our party was a group of vampire hunters and two of them had to go explore this basement church that was run by vampires and kidnapped people to use as bloodbags. the problem is, we accidentally picked the worst two people to go: a priest who must follow every order issued by the goddess of vengeance, and a baker who's never killed anyone before and has trauma surrounding both churches and vampires.

the other three of us were busy gambling. i lost all my money that day. we had no clue what they were doing.

oh lmao thats funny

in my campaign vampires are running a major hospital so thatll be fun to see if my party will want to fight them or not

i don't personally play dnd but my friend once dmed a game based on hermitcraft 8 and the whole moons big thing

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Had a dnd campaign with some friends, I was running it. On a day where only two party members could be there, we decided to play anyways. I asked them what they wanted to do, and they agreed to go fishing.

I looked up a fishing mechanic and used it to guide them through a fishing trip that ended when one of the members pulled out a giant catfish that ate them. The other party member killed the catfish, and the two of them dragged it all the way back to the town and sold it to the towns butcher for I think 750 gold.

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it's not technically dnd as we were using a different system, but for my first ever ttrpg play through I can't help but remember when me and one of the other characters where just being dumbasses lol. We kept trying to break this self-repairing clock but brute force or trying to start a fire with nothing wasn't working, so we just kept talking back and forth about how to destroy this clock (iirc so we could use the hands as a weapon against the BBEG) inbetween our combat sections. It was so fun hearing the battle chaos and just having my character occasionally chime in, while also trying to argue you can't start a fire with rocks (it was her own flint and steal she used earlier to set her arrows on fire the silly <2)

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NOOOOOO TUMBLR ATE THE FUNNY ASK ABOUT THE CHANTING NUMBERS ok nvm apparently tumblr is being bitchy

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1YS4f0e4ReRorgHDVYisEDiCeO6McgA1x fan made decked out 2 campaign with hermit npcs and artifact loot and a whole story and everything. go wild

:eyes: ive already got a campaign plotline set up but in the future this would be interesting

For the dnd thing; my pc and the party were walking through a forest with generic ominous chanting in a foreign language. Another pc translated it and they were chanting “Three, three, three-“ over and over.

Eventually we come to a cave with a weird door. I roll to investigate and find an eyehole. I foolishly look through it. A finger pokes me in the fucking eye for like 2 damage.

They proceed to start chanting again- “Four, four, four, four-“

OH MY GOD thats hilarious i love that

hi everyone!

im worldbuilding right now for a dnd campaign and life is hell! tell me some of your funny dnd experiences in the inbox!!!

mcc but all the blondes vs the brunettes/brown hair ppl vs black hair ppl vs dyed hair ppl vs bald/balding ppl (jack manifold)

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MCC but every smp is teamed up with each other and they vs another smp (ex; life series smp vs lifesteal smp, highcraft smp vs empires smp or smth)

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MCC but their is 20 team of 8 players, and each minigames is played twice

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mcc but you cant sprint and ace race is just a 200 block walk of soulsand, ice, honey, slime blocks, etc, + you have slowness + everyone has a heart monitor the controllers of mcc can see and first person to go over the standard heart rate looses, last person to go over wins that round

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