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absolutely hilarious that carver joins the grey wardens to get out of the shadow of his older sibling with severe main character syndrome just to get saddled with the last descendant of king calenhad vanquisher of the fifth blight half elven chosen one alistair theirin as a boss
#also just never being able to escape the bad jokes and sassy attitude#leaving kirkwall like ah yes finally#the grey wardens is a very serious organization that conducts itself very seriously to get serious business done#haha jk here's warden commander theirin#dragon age
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all of you are going to hell because no one told me that ryoko kui (dungeon meshi) drew zevran and fenris
LOOK AT THEM LOOK AT MY BOYS
#keeping the tags bc they're perfection#fenris#zevran#dragon age#HER ACKNOWLEDGING FENRIS IS BEAUTIFUL... IMPECCABLE TASTE
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rb and respond with your top unromanceable video game character/s that you think should have been romanceable
#VARRIC TETHRAS#but also why did i want to romance my own hawke so badly in DAI#gotta unpack that one maybe
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#the greatest dragon age meme on the internet#change my mind#alistair theirin#dragon age#swooping is bad
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This is what they call a three act tragedy, right?
#dragon age#dragon age origins#hold up#Duncan pls#hero of ferelden#grey wardens#ok but#alistair like yeahhhhh u might die ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ BEST OF LUCK
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im losing my fucking mind so im sorry if ur not into dragon age but i need to compile this somewhere
1. mark darrah (among others at bioware) announces his resignation from bioware
2. greg ellis (noted transphobe, racist, and va for cullen) takes a fucking shot at darrah
3. mr darrah shoots the fuck back
4. greg ellis does this video IN CHARACTER AS CULLEN decrying the “social justice warriors” that are spreading a “blight” of “cancel culture” or what the fuck ever. the video desc is REALLY funny too
5. “men are pigs. …or so goes the lazy insult."
6. mark darrah confirms that greg ellis can get in trouble for using cullen’s likeness to pass off his ideals
7. greg ellis responds to darrah’s earlier shots, darrah responds in kind (both are in that link)
8. twitter is real confused about which cullen we’re talkin about rn
in short i cannot fucking wait to see bioware sue this guy please please dont fail me 2020
#speaks to his most loyal fans...#dragon age#greg ellis thinking any cullen fan will support him is just#this man is out of his mind#meanwhile darrah has ascended#I haven't watched the video yet bc i do not want to hear Cullen's voice saying this awful sh*t#anyway it's greg ellis being more problematic than ever#really got me y'all this man thinks he's doing something#thank u op for the rundown!
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Big big idiot man
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This is why I shouldn’t be allowed to internet
#fine dwarven laffs#dragon age#thank u op#fine dwarven crafts#direct from orzammar#you wont find better
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Some Warden classics
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Velanna and Nathaniel
#dragon age#dragon age awakening#nathaniel howe#velanna#awakening is the unsung hero of the dragon age franchise
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I was working and then
#solas#dragon age inquisition#trespasser#stop#why is this fandom like this#lavellan#i love you all please don't ever change
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the fine, proud seasons of ferelden
spring: chilly mud
summer: slightly chilly mud
autumn: this mud is quite cold
winter: frozen mud assailing you at every turn
#I'm here for this#happy frozen mud assailing you at every turn#looking forward to a mild docks on fire#dragon age
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Recruiting Agents Like
Villager: my wife is dead
Inquisitor: that sucks lmao but you know what doesnt suck? joining the inquisition.
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Ok dumb thought, but like… the inquisition is lucky that the inquisitor leaned down and caught the orb with their hand. i woulda just stopped it with my foot like u would a soccer ball or something. Like imagine trying to close rifts with ur feet.
#relatable post#same#all i can think about now is the inquisitor with the anchor in awkward places#best post in the fandom#dragon age inquisition
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