badcactus27
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bdsm night is canceled bc my husband ate too much beef and threw up :-(
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I didn't understand love until just now when WY wife and I carted simultaneously ❤️
#yet again I cannot spell#farewelll my sweet sentiment#how did i spell simultaniously right and misspell my and farted?
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I didn't understand love until just now when WY wife and I carted simultaneously ❤️
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#guess who has 4 thumbs and 2 tacos?
my husband has declared we are having a “white people taco night”
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my husband says i’m karlach coded but tbh i’m more laezel coded bc i am very no nonsense lol
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Fun fact: You are statistically 22.86 times more likely to be bitten by a resident of NYC than a shark.
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staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively
#I would like to do this but my fiance says no#she says i am not an oily duck so i dont get to use dish soap
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thrre should be a eels tearing apart a human corpse emoji
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who wants to go with me to the evil dead cabin dunkin
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Underrated threesome dynamic: fox, hen, and a sack of grain 🥴
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i am the administrator
2. sure save in the fucking stinky folder whatever
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I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.
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So that's just. Wet vegetables. It's not even hot wet vegetables because you don't have to use an oven or campfire to make it. You just put your vegetables into some water. Wetgetables.
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