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backpocketkazoo · 3 months

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hii, what if monokuma with a sleepy s/o ? ^^

🤍Monokuma x Sleepy! Reader HCs🖤

Hi anon this is so real

🤍 I think Monokuma would hit you with something along the lines of poor thang or “You’re so pitiful ain’t cha?”

-> The connotation can range from being more on the sarcastic side to more endearing.. This just depends on his mood and how you guys normally interact.

🖤 He’ll find your tiredness amusing (and dare I say charming)

🤍 Maybe he’ll give your face a squish

-> DON’T IMAGINE HIS CLAWS DIGGING INTO YOUR SKIN WHILE HE DOES THIS. OR THAT IT ISN’T PAINFUL. OR THAT IT FEELS MORE LIKE THEY’RE GRAZING AGAINST YOUR CHEEKS. DON’T DO IT.

🖤His willingness to cuddle with you depends on the nature of your relationship, but nonetheless whenever the idea is initially brought up between the two of you, he refuses.

-> Some people will be able to break him easier than others, it doesn’t mean he likes you any more or less, per se. It’s just that he’s stubborn and he has a sense of superiority over others.

-> Your personality, dynamics, and even how far into the relationship you are with him will affect how he behaves to a degree.

🤍 Maybe he’ll start off with sleeping on the far side of the bed away from you. Then either you wear him down enough that he gives up and sleeps by your side or he warms up to the idea, whichever comes first. (Not that he’ll admit to wanting to sleep with you.)

🖤If it’s the latter, he’ll act like you made him break with how many times you’ve asked (even if weren’t being super persistent about it). Then Monokuma will loudly huff while getting situated next to you, making it out like it was a big deal.

-> I think he’d huff a few times to “get his point across”

🤍 I also think in the beginning Monokuma would face away from you, keeping his arms to his side. But over time, he’d turn to face you, burying his face into you.

-> It would take a while for him to initiate holding you back, but at this point, if you snaked your arms under his he wouldn’t move.

🖤 Eventually falling asleep in each other’s arms will become a routine and he’ll stop saying things about it. He makes it out to seem like he’s doing you a huge favor for doing it though, and won’t admit that he likes it.

🤍 He doesn’t like it when you toss and turn. He’ll get onto you for it. Pick a damn place already. 😔

🖤 There’s something about Monokuma’s shape and size and he just fits so perfectly in your arms.. whether you want to bury your face into his chest, or rest your chin on top of his head.

-> His fur is also incredibly soft and soothing to run your hands against. His weight also makes him feel like that of a weighted blanket :-]

🤍 Lastly, I think Monokuma would be kinder to you while you’re asleep. Maybe talk to you quietly so you don’t wake up. It’s not like anyone’s watching him, he doesn’t have a reputation to live up to in that moment. Who’s gonna find out?

#anon u sent this while I was going thru a period where I couldn’t sleep for days😭#I think about this a lot if you couldn’t tell #monokuma x reader

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backpocketkazoo · 3 months

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Hii! Can you maybe do monokuma x a reader with a lot of siblings/cousins please? Thx sm!! :]

Monokuma with a reader who has a lot of siblings

Hii I dunno if this is exactly what you were looking for but I tried😭😭😭

🖤 Monokuma doesn’t understand why you have to go and babysit them. They can take care of themselves right? Surely they’re not that incompetent, geez.

🤍You would scold Monokuma for saying things like that, even if you did agree with some of the things he said. There was a time and place for those sorts of comments and now was not the time.

🖤 Monokuma knew kids well enough to know that they were a pain in his rear. And since they were related to you, he knew they were going to be trouble. He made sure to tell you that, laughing as he did so.

🤍 He sees how many of you there are and GOOD LORD. How did you live like this??

-> Makes a comment about how your family has clearly never heard of using protection. As soon as those words leave his mouth you smack him upside the head. (“WHAT?!! >:-(”)

🖤 He finds your struggle to round them up and get them to behave amusing. Monokuma stayed out of the situation, watching as hell broke loose, but he always felt inclined to put his (unwanted) two cents in. It was like a show being put on for him.

-> That being said he wanted to stay out of it. He thought that they were annoying, gross, whatever (especially the younger they were).

🤍 At the end of the day, Monokuma says something about how it “wasn’t as bad as you were making it out to be.” It was, he made it worse. :-\

🖤 He also reminds you not to invite him to any family gatherings.

🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤

(a/n: anyways uh. Idk how yall treat your siblings.. me personally I was like rodrick heffley💀 also, idk how exactly this scenario would work with the tragedy, also with just the fact that he’s a bear. I feel like that’d get questioned.. but let’s just ignore that.. I say this every damn time it feels like but hope this wasn’t (terribly) ooc lol.. I had trouble with this one😭)

#sighs hello main tag #monokuma x reader #monokuma + reader #idk this one can be platonic

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backpocketkazoo · 3 months

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Yooo are you alive

Yeah hi

#I’m a full time college student so I get kinda busy.. also burnout goes crazy #sorry I don’t get to reqs guys #what did this ask mean😭/gen

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backpocketkazoo · 6 months

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Monokuma Nation consider:

Original by gloomeykat on tiktok ^_^

#original under cut #monokuma x reader #this is going to show up in the main tags god I’m so sorry normal people

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backpocketkazoo · 6 months

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me when my x readers show up in the main character tags but I’m being very brave about it (tears in eyes)

#/j #… /hj

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backpocketkazoo · 6 months

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hey hey! I saw what you wanted request for monokuma, so what about this? ✨ Monokuma x Mastermind!Reader ✨

( just imagine them bringing despair to the world together 💕 )

🤍Monokuma x Mastermind! Reader HCs🖤

lol hopefully this is alright i typically write him from a point in which he is above y/n authority-wise,,

🖤 Lol yuor he’s his urs <3 IDGAF THOSE ARE THE RULES!!!!!

🤍 Crazy x Crazier dynamic.

🖤 You drive him INSANE. I’d say the equivalent to brainrot.

🤍He is at your every beck and call

🖤 You’re partners in crime, even.

🤍Typically with a s/o he LOVESSSS to be an asshole. He loves to tease them, poking fun whenever he gets a chance. But with you being the mastermind? You’re above him. You make him SICK(/pos) You’re the embodiment of despair, how could he not be utterly devoted to you yknow?

🖤 Monokuma has a tendency to get really defensive whenever someone says anything bad about you. Scolding the students, he can’t keep his loud mouth shut, and accidentally says a bit too much. This leaves the students like:🧍🤨 and Monokuma with the most jaw dropped, flustered, flabbergasted expression he is capable of making. //0_o//

-> (He then makes it worse by trying to brush it off in a godawful and ineloquent manner.)

🤍 Speaking of which he tends to get flustered easily. You like pushing his buttons. >:-]

🖤It’s funny watching him get angry. Calling his bluff also. You know he’s not gonna hurt you, he wouldn’t dare.

🤍I imagine you two would make “eye contact” through the security cameras and monitors.

🖤 You guys know that one scene in the animation during the credits where Monokuma is talking with someone having tea. Yeah. I Imagine little scenarios like that..

🤍 Also, following watching camera footage, he would sit in your lap while you surveil the students and chat with him.

🖤 The concept of you being despair plays a huge role. Despair seems to be something so pure, so enriching. Initially your aura of despair drew him to you, but you, yourself, did grow on him, and he isn’t one to admit it.

#answering this a year later like: hi guys 😃😁😇#erm my bad #monokuma x reader #sorry if this is ooc #I don’t think so but #THIS SHOWED UP IN THE MAIN TAGS NOOOOOOO #😭😭😭😭😭 HEAD IN HANDS

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backpocketkazoo · 7 months

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Are there any fandoms that you're accepting?

pretty much psychonauts & cuphead for (most) any character.. the rest are basically just specific characters like monokuma, bob velseb, spamton ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I mean if you wanna go out on a limb and request something go ahead! I like hearing what people have to say! But I don’t make promises on writing every request yknow? I’m a student, I’m tired, & I’m fighting writers block (and losing). This is just a lil funsies thing I do cuz I want to yknow?

Hopefully this helped!! For real feel free to send whatever in, just keep this in mind..; who knows maybe I’ll do it

#forever sorry to anyone who has sent in reqs and I didn’t get to them #if this shows up in any tags i stg😔💀#you can also view my master list to get an idea of what I’ve written before

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backpocketkazoo · 11 months

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Rip 2 everyone that’s made a req I’ll get to it when I get to it /lh

#0 motivation💀#30 hours of work a week💀#college prep💀#(imagine vine booms with each skull)

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backpocketkazoo · 11 months

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Awsome last post but going off of that I can imagine Fred being all bashful thinking about y/n or trying to confess to them but Napoleon keeps poking fun at him and/or getting in the way. That’d be something cute to write about (wink wink nudge nudge)

Hello Fred nation 😼 o7

I was debating on bringing this up in my last post but I ended up not getting into it so I’m glad you said something!!

// swear content warning 😭

♟️First things first, NOTHING gets past Napoleon. He’ll know.

♟️He walks this fine line of being patronizing and being supportive regarding Fred’s feelings towards you. One foot in and one foot out the door yknow?

-> Like, Hooray my loser grandson is finally interested in someone.

-> However, He’s a fucking loser, meaning he’s not likely to make a move.💀

-> “You can’t even win a measly board game. What makes you think you can win their affections?” Type beat.

-> Listen. At the end of the day Napoleon wants Fred to succeed, he doesn’t want his bloodline to boil down to this utter loser. That’s why he’s so hard on him. He wants to toughen Fred up.

-> Of course, Napoleon will still tease and make fun of Fred, that’s how he is. He’ll never admit it, but it can be assumed that he wants the best for Fred, if not for Fred himself, then for the Bonaparte name.

♟️That being said, Napoleon will NOT leave Fred alone. He’s really insistent on Fred making some sort of advance.

-> Napoleon hitting him with the “BACK IN MY DAY—” then telling some story about how he had to fight the ladies off with a stick or smth. And Fred’s like “thats great grandpa🧍”

♟️Fred could be talking to you and Napoleon will say the most embarrassing things to Fred and he’s just trying to have a normal conversation.

-> You notice Fred is breaking out into a sweat, turning bright red, and stammering. Oh and if you ask if he’s alright? It makes it 10x worse.

♟️If Napoleon gets too antsy he might push (or shove) Fred in the direction he wants him to be in. Yknow perhaps make a few moves for him.

-> You’ll likely won’t realize what’s happening whenever this happens. It’s unlike both Fred and your impression of Napoleon. So you’ll just wear a confused and flustered smile and look at him. It just makes Fred more embarrassed. But before he can explain himself, you’re in on it, making subtle moves yourself, and bro fucking short circuits.

♟️The highest honor is Napoleon approving of you. There’s the “Yeah sure whatever” at least this bozo is interested in someone. Then there’s legitimate approval from him. Like? If you hit Fred with a French pet name? Ough Napoleon will be singing your praises, telling Fred that you’re a keeper and so forth.

Does a lil jig

#*sighs twirling my hair* god he’s such a fucking loser.. I need him.#fred bonaparte x reader #psychonauts x reader #POINTS #THATS MY SILLY GUY #!!!

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backpocketkazoo · 1 year

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If your still doin Psychonauts self ship content then how about some Edgar Teglee or Fred Bonaparte x reader hcs (there’s like no self ship content for any of the characters much less the thorny towers patients)

OMGG THE THORNEY TOWERS GANG MY FAVS!!

BUT YEAH FR THERE’S NOT A LOT OF PN CONTENT IN GENERAL BUT ESPECIALLY NOT FOR THE ASYLUM GIRLIES ☹️

I’m doing both of em cuz I’m here to provide 😋

🎨Edgar Teglee General HCs🎨

💜 I feel like this is obvious but he loves drawing you and gifting you art.

-> You’re his default subject. Like I said, he LOVES drawing you :-]

-> He’ll also gift you art that he just thinks you’ll like.

-> His love language is gift giving & words of affirmation >:-]

💜 Edgar feels as if he needs to impress you all the time. This may be rooted in a fear that you’ll grow bored of him if he doesn’t.

-> You reassure him that isn’t true!!

💜 He can be a little protective over you around people he doesn’t know or trust.

(That old relationship got him MESSED up bro😭)

-> Other than that he’s a HUGE softie.

GUYS whatever you do DONT imagine Edgar teasing you by grabbing ahold of your face and smearing a bit of paint on you. Then you have a moment where he’s washing the paint off you with a warm washcloth!:! Don’t Do it Guys!!😦

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Ok babygirl Fred time 😎

💌Fred Bonaparte General HCs💌

♥️ For starters, if you weren’t aware, Waterloo by ABBA? 100% Fred and his love interest. Listen this song got me giggling and twirling my hair 😭

Mind animatics go crazy to this song lemme tell you 😭😭

Abba had the Fred selfshippers in mind when they wrote this in 1973 /j

♥️ His love language is acts of service and quality time !!

♥️ Ok hear me out. Fred doodling your name in pretty and cutesy calligraphy in his spare time. (additionally? the paper is adorned with lil hearts he drew? <3)

♥️ Fred doesn’t realize he’s falling for you until it’s too late oops.

-> He’d get bashful when thinking ab you. And won’t openly admit that he caught feelings. “Oh we’re just friends!”, he says but then proceeds to look at you the way the moon looks at the sun.

♥️ If you call Fred any french terms of endearment; i.e. mon chéri, mon amour, etc, he’s speechless. He is torn between his disdain for french & his infatuation with you (spoiler alert you win).

-> there’s just something about you?? he wasn’t sure what it was..

♥️ Fred constantly hovers behind you. Just hold his hand. It’ll make him feel a bit better. It lets him know that you’re still there.

…

So there’s this lil scenario that I rotate around in my head like a microwave where both Fred and Y/n work at thorney towers back in the day.

They don’t really know each other but they admire each other work from a distance because they’re both too shy to say anything.

You two gradually getting to know each other.

Thinking about the asylum courtyard in it’s prime. Or even walking down to the shore. Awkward yet sweet hangouts. Accidentally brushing up against each other and turning bright red, avoiding eye contact. 🤯

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Ok that’s all for now

(I lov u thorney towers self ship gang🔥)

(interact if u wish cuz I love hyping you guys up😋💖)

#you’ll never guess who my fav is #psychonauts x reader #edgar teglee x reader #fred bonaparte x reader #tbh might as well drop the Fred selfship mixtape (it’s a banger)

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backpocketkazoo · 1 year

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you want a pn request? alright then, write loboto x reader. yeah, that's right, dr caligosto loboto. let the readers smooch that tall fish-loving dentist

🧠Dr Loboto x Reader General Headcanons🦷

YESS BABYGIRL I LOVE A LOBOTO REQ IM OBSESSED WITH THIS FUCKIGN FREAK (affectionate)

You get me so well anon 😋😋😼

Sorry if this shows up in the main tags 💔

Uh as always not rlly sure if yall wanted hcs or what.. so that's what i did.

These are domestic btw guys I say so

🧠LOBOTO IS CRAZY ABOUT YOU. LIKE. Yeah,, he’s crazy either way but. He’s obsessed with you. You make him so happy you don’t get it guys. You’re everything and he’s just ken /hj.

-> AGAIN HE IS OBSESSED WITH YOU!!:!:!

🦷 Whenever you’re gone he’s just :-(

-> He’ll start heavily sighing until someone finally asks what’s wrong and he’s like “I miss my partner </3”

-> Then whenever you come back he’s like a dog when it’s owner comes back from work. He’s so excited!!

-> You will walk into a room and he’ll gasp and make everyone aware of your presence.

🧠YOU’RE HIS WHOLE WORLD!! HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH AND HE WANTS EVERYONE TO KNOW HOW AMAZING YOU ARE!! ((SASHA DOESNT CARE DUDE!!💀))

🦷 He is so clingy 😭

-> Loboto has a lingering fear that you’re gonna hate him for everything he’s done or that you’ll leave him. You have to verbally reassure him that that’s not true.

🧠 Love language is definitely physical touch. He is so SO touch starved.

-> Loves loves loves hugs. When you walk into the room he’ll pick you up, exclaiming how excited he is to see you, and pull you into a tight hug. He doesn’t care if it’s a room full of people. And honestly? He probably got tunnel vision when he saw you and completely forgot they were there.

🦷Additionally, he loves holding your hand. Tbh. He loves your touch in general.

-> He’s really gentle with you? It’s as if you’re fine china and he’s afraid you’re gonna break if he’s not careful.

-> He’s weirdly domestic with you and it confuses everyone. “This the same man that stole everyone’s brains🤨🤨🤨⁉️⁉️”

🧠 Hehe.. he’s just sooooo tall so yknow you’ll tug him down by his apron so he’s at your level right? And just give him a big ol kiss.

-> My guy short circuits. Literally intoxicated. He has those cartoony hearts floating around him.

🦷 Loboto MAY be a little bit overbearing at times but he’s trying his best. He doesn’t have a history of healthy relationships with people so it’s all kind of new to him. He doesn’t have a proper frame of reference for these sorts of things. But he’s learning;;,

#the google doc this was written on is so fucking chaotic💀#rip main tag girlies #psychonauts x reader #dr loboto x reader #caligosto loboto x reader #I’m always worried that I’ve completely misread the character and them in my head is completely ooc compared to canon💀#the sooo tall part is supposed to be read like how its said in i threw glass in my friends eye & now im on probation or whatevr its called #for your information.#also. born to give loboto she/her pronouns forced to use he/him #I believe in she/her loboto supremacy #I use a lot of different pronouns for her.. like to me she’d use like.. she/her they/them it/its & he/him.. in somewhat order of preference

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backpocketkazoo · 1 year

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Hey you💥

Are you between the ages of 16-21?

Are you an artist? Are you a selfshipper?

If you answered yes to these questions would you be interested in an art trade?!

I LIKE THESE FUCKING FREAKS!!!

Guys please on the floor sobbing.. put me and these silly guys into situations ‼️

Art you will receive will be similar to this:

My selfship blog is @slurpeessimps where you can find references! For filtering the tags will be (for monokuma) “alakuma” & (for fred) “waterloo❣️”. They should already be on there when you click the blog’s search bar ^_^

🕸️Official ref post 🕸️

yeas my self inserts are literally.. the same w like,, a jacket change. shh.., (hangs my head)

Um idk how well received this will be so i guess that will depend on if I get to everyone.. 🤷 I feel like people are gonna be scared away w my choice of men. Either way keep in mind I have a life w school and a job. That’s all I think.. thank you. lmk if interested :3

#if you’re a mutual the age range doesn’t count you. you’re allowed to join ily.#PROSHIP WILL BE OBLITERATED ON SIGHT. DNI.#ALSO THOSE W THE SAME F/Os AS ME/F/Os FROM THE SAME MEDIA PLS INTERACT.#ITS ENCOURAGED.#<3 #self ship community #selfshipping

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backpocketkazoo · 1 year

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WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

#YALL FLOCKED OVER HERE HUH/LH #PN GIRLIES ARE DEPRIVED😭😭

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backpocketkazoo · 1 year

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Again. God. Fucijgn. Damn it.

Tumblr keyword tagging incident

40 dead. 73 injured.

#humiliating.

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backpocketkazoo · 1 year

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if you're still writing for psychonauts could you write for dion? just fluff cause yes if you don't write for him that's alright but i just thought i'd ask :)

Shoutout to anon for being the first psychonauts ask 😼💖

Tbh I'm not confident in my writing skills for Dion but hopefully it's to your liking <3!! (Also since his age isn't officially determined I'm just gonna say he's 18!!)

Dion Aquato x Reader General Headcanons:

💌 Dion does not strike me as the one to be open with his emotions. He doesn’t like the confrontation,, so he just,, ignores them.

💌 Even when he starts to have feelings for you he’s in denial about it. And when he finally comes to term with them, it’s not like he’s gonna be open about it??

-> God forbid anyone found out. Especially his family, he’d be HUMILIATED.

💌 One of his siblings would come up to him and tease him about having a crush on you, and it was obviously a joke, but Dion would get mad at them anyways.

-> like “Ooh does somebody have a crush?” and dude would get so defensive?? If they hadn’t thought he had a crush before they definitely did after that.

💌 I imagine this kind of treatment would be sparked by Dion inviting you to hang out with him while he practiced his acrobatics.

-> Perhaps someone saw him catching you by surprise and involving you in his stunts. “If that isn’t flirting idk what is!” - Raz at some point, probably.

-> Listen. If you’re watching your fave do his silly lil acrobatics and next thing you know you’re soaring several feet in the air, in his arms, while he’s telling you calmly that he’s “not gonna let you fall”. Personally, I simply would not know what to do with myself.

💌 Dion would love involving you with his acrobatics tbh.

💌 Additionally? Hanging out after performances? Especially at sundown, you guys would run off to somewhere secluded and watch the sunset. Also?? If someone perhaps? Tossed some flowers into the arena he would snag one for you and give it when you met up.

💌 Oh yeah and instead of PDA you will subtly hold hands under the table. Bro can’t let the others know he’s a softie.

That’s it that’s the post. /lh

#SORRY IF THIS SHOWS UP IN THE MAIN TAGS!!!!#psychonauts x reader #dion aquato x reader #it does show up in the main tag but I’m being very brave ab it #sits in the corner while everyone points and laughs

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backpocketkazoo · 1 year

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(bear) Monokuma with an s/o that is so sweet and loving with him whenever he appears, but doesn't want to interact with anyone else at the killing game (kinda because they don't trust anyone's guts), which busts his ego but eventually he starts kinda worrying about it.

Sorry if it's weird :/

🤍Monokuma x Closed off! Reader🖤

Don’t worry anon you’re fine💖

Also kinda switched it up cuz i think you’re intending y/n to be a student, though I won’t write them as one because it goes against my writing rules ^^ (instead they work with monokuma!)

🖤 Your role in the killing game is a small one, but an important one, nonetheless.

-> Monokuma appointed you to get closer to the students, to in a way gain their trust and point them in what Monokuma deemed as the “right direction” even if it meant leading them to their demise. He wanted you to learn their dreams, their desires, and more importantly, their fears.

-> You were human so you had to have some humanity in you, right? You weren’t some sadistic bear, the students had to trust you more than they did Monokuma, the one behind their despair! It only made sense! You were just his lackey, right? You couldn't have believed in what he stood for, you were one of them after all!! You were human!!

->That's how Monokuma intended the students to view you, anyways. And for some that's how it went, but for others not so much.. Some weren't as easy to figure out, and frankly, you weren't easy to figure out either.

🤍You weren't as open as Monokuma had wanted you to be. Yeah sure, you technically did your job, just.. not to the extent he had been wanting. You weren't all buddy-buddy with the students, you weren't sharing juicy secrets. No you just watched them from afar, and so did they.

🖤 Monokuma was confused at your behavior. Why were you acting this way?? You were always so straightforward with him, even sometimes a bit blunt. But you were also sickeningly sweet, kind, and lovey dovey to him and only him. (You loved teasing him & calling him cutesy names <;3)

🤍He secretly ate it up, ego inflating like a balloon.

🖤He figured if you were able to gain his trust, then surely you'd easily be able to gain the trust of some feeble-minded high schoolers. (No that was not the case).

🤍When he had finally had enough of your work behavior, he called you out on it.

🖤When Monokuma learns that you didn't trust the students to not hurt him?? HE IS ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF!!!!! This is what all of this was about??

🤍Despite his laughter, he really did find the sentiment cute. And he didn't pester you again about your (lack of) relationships with the students.

#monokuma x reader #I MISS HIM SM BUT IM FIXATING ON OTHER MEN RN #cryign

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backpocketkazoo · 1 year

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GOD I HATE TUMBLRS KEYWORD TAGGING😭😭😭

#BABE PLEASE THE WHOLE FANDOM DOESNT NEED TO KNOW IM DOWN BAD😭😭

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