they call it a happy trail cuz u see it and get so so so excited yippee!!!

just need a fag to hump my leg till he's drooling. and he's calling himself a good puppy over and over. because he is such a good puppy. my good puppy. and . I have to go jerk off about this goodbye.

I want them to get me so hard and needy and then stuff a fleshlight in my hole. I want them to call me a good boy and praise me as they stretch my hole, without me knowing what they're stretching me for. They show me the fleshlight and watch the grin spread across their face as I whimper with horror as they push the base of it inside me. The stretch making me moan but quickly I realise that that is all I'll get, the dull sensation as they finger the toy not enough to bring me any pleasure. I want them to fuck the toy in my hole while they pin my wrists above my head, preventing me from creating any friction, watching my tortured expression, ignoring my feverish begging. "I thought you wanted to be my toy?" they pout, looking down at my straining cock, "it seems like you like it?"

i really do have to emphasize that like. horny tumblr is a fucking horrible place to learn about kink. at least half the people here have never had sex (or done kink without sex) beyond sexting on omegle, and even the ones who do have any experience with sex and and kink and IRL kink spaces (including myself!) are mostly engaging in fantasy and theatre and performance. that's fine! that's fun! there's nothing wrong with that. but i do worry so much about all the 18 yr olds i see on here who've never had sex, many of whom have never been in a relationship, and who are building ideas about kink and sex and health based on the most deranged fantasy-of-the-sort-you-literally-cannot-do-safely-irl tumblr posts. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do not take any tumblr posts as actual kink education, including and sometimes especially the ones claiming to be actual kink education. there are actual books and groups and dungeons for that.

TO ANYONE READING THIS POST:

Woof. Do a little woof, out loud, to yourself. If you're not a puppy, it's completely harmless. It's kinda fun to do.

To the puppies reading this post.

Woof again. Now again. Do it over and over, when you're driving, when you're alone, when you're with people you trust. Do a little awoo too. Be sure to tilt your head up for it. Find the note you most resonate with and feel it in your chest. Do it now!!!

Mimic sex toys. Like, in the middle of what you think is a solo sesh, the dildo just starts thrusting into you on its own and pumps you full of cum.

How the world looks when you start calling getting wet slick: 🌷⚘️🌱🪻🦋🌷🌻

fingering yourself is nice but fucking yourself on someone's fingers as they make fun of you for being such a slut is even better!

i really would like to be uncomfortably horny. like i want to be practically panting and shivering because my insides are on fire and my cock is throbbing and nothing else matters besides getting fucked

big jock werewolf who bullies you. he teases you for being so wet while they fuck you with his fat fingers and pulls your shirt up to snap pictures of your chest. he pushes you up against lockers and sticks his tongue down your throat too.

Big jock werewolf who eats you out in the locker room, he tells you you better cum quick because he isn't stopping until you do, even if the other team members walk in. he hopes they do, so he can tease you for being such a slut and getting off while other people watch.

Big jock werewolf who is not your boyfriend and will laugh if anyone brings it up, but it anyone so much as looks at you he'll beat them to a bloody pulp.

Big jock werewolf who asks for you to send him notes one day, then as soon as he has your number all he does is send you videos of him jerking off, moaning the whole time about how badly he wants to knot you until he cums and the video ends. He texts you asking if you liked it, if the video made you horny, and where's his video, he's been so nice the least you could do is send him a video of you playing with yourself.

hey. jacking off and then scooping up the cum and fingering it deep into your cunt. you don't get to get fucked but you're still my little breeder.

please don’t let tumblr convince you that sex is bad if it’s vanilla sex. passionate, loving, slow sex is awesome

i wanna have my cunt spanked so badly, not as a punishment but simply because it's what my owner wants for me. they want to tie my legs apart and spank my cunt over and over until i'm crying and begging you to stop and it's gotten all puffy and swollen and instead of stopping they laugh and tell me if i really wanted them to stop, my cunt wouldn't be soaked

sliding your fingers into their mouth mid sentence just to see if they’ll let you and then praising them for being such a good toy 🥰

yeah but gentle degradation with a dumbed down sub who will agree to anything I say just to get some sweet relief to the ache between their legs, whispering to them in the softest voice “you’re such a slut, aren’t you?” only to watch them nod their head so earnestly and whine that yes, they’re such a slut, as if those words were like praise to them, so dumb and cute and eager to please

My Discord puppy could totally beat your Discord puppy in a fight

Sure wish someone would fuck me to sleep rn *cough*