babygirlfry
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)
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My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.
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I don’t know who this guy is but I’m obsessed with him and have been scrolling through his reviews for the past half hour
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why you hatin on the red hot chili peppers, man?
although i don’t agree with your taste in music, i have to respect your ability to type out this message while longboarding across campus
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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.
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so like. snakes don't actually have long tails- their tails are infact pretty short- and basically all of their length comes from just having a very long torso.
so as far as "accurate" anthro snakes go.
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forever and always insane about the fact that haunting means "heimsuchen" in german which literally translates to "homeseeking". a haunting is a search for a home you can never return to
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