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i kinda picture ly dan a little slimmer than real life dan don’t get me wrong i love dan’s soft tummy and stuff but i like to picture ly dan living alone sometimes forgetting to eat, mentally and physically drained from touring and also kinda looking out sometimes on what he eats cause awful paparazzi are making him self conscious
I got caught up on this ly headcannon and accidentally wrote 375 words about it in like five minutes, so here you go.
Czytaj dalej
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whatever you do don’t imagine them house hunting
don’t. do. it
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It turns out he was a fan of me and Phil.
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hello obnoxious billboard dan and phil - finally two people taller than us
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reblog if you feel personally victimized by Dan's latest selfie
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One of Ivanka Trumps neighbors pulled out her fur and poured some wine to watch the protesters in front of Ivankas house.
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Feel Good Inc.
A/n: i told myself going into 2017 that i would not filter my writing in fear of being kinkshamed, this is the result. I wrote half of this either laughing or with my eyes closed bc i didn’t want to look at the utter filth coming from MY hands. I did this. I really did. (also available on wattpad (x))
Pairing: Phan
Genre: Smut
Wordcount: 28,898
Summary: Dan is your local sexually ambiguous religious boy. Phil is your local bad boy that sleeps with anyone that’ll have him and sins as if second nature. Then there’s also the poor original character that gets caught between them and their ridiculous amount of sexual tension. Threesomes, eh?
Warnings: internalized homophobia, religious themes, polyamory, threesomes, voyeurism, public setting, praise kink, deep-throating, spanking, kinda cumplay, daddy kink (he only says it twice at the VERY end of things), use of derogatory terms, overstimulation, intercrural, sexting/phonesex, dan is a size queen, dirty talk oh god so much dirty talk, but its okay bc everything is consensual!!!
Czytaj dalej
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cringe-attacks for funniest blogger!
@cringe-attacks you’ve been nominated for funniest blogger!
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cringe-attacks for best overall?
@cringe-attacks you’ve been nominated for best overall!
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DanielDreamX [pastel AU]
“i have fully embraced pastel and have rebranded to danieldreamx subscribe for flower crown hauls and nail painting tutorials”
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