Your watching the TV BAFTAs on May 12th. Everyone is having a great time. David Tennant wins for his comedic performance as Crowley in Amazon prime’s Good Omens. David gets on the stage. He seems a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” David says. All of a sudden Michael comes out and says, “We are in a polyamorous relationship!” Lights flash everywhere, and they start kissing with a lot of tongue right there on the stage. Like a lot of tongue. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto the stage and kiss, holding an “RPF is fine” flag.