Happy national (virgin) margarita day! #nationalmargaritaday🍹 (at Park Forest) https://www.instagram.com/p/CLnhfQIjWJWYWA8Oqsr7vHUQKDK88VkKpim0ho0/?igshid=1gwf7mx4cx1r0

Brendon's birthday dinner in stages. Including the stage where my helper insisted on an awkward pose. #happybirthdayBrendon #momslittlehelper❤️ #happyhusbandhappylife😉😍💚 (at Park Forest) https://www.instagram.com/p/CLDylIUjnAYEqrg4XfpEJAgNq_XxxiVG-JEiFE0/?igshid=1sz2c1qw07vk3

My girl wanting to look old school. She's literally rocking her great-great-grandmother's rocking chair. She even edited the pic herself. I just did the hair, makeup, & stood there taking the shot trying to live up to my 11 y/o daughter's standards. #sheisnotwrong #shelooksevenprettierwithnomakeup #imsotired😴 (at Plano, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKs92ILDRtumqR7cCcS-pyAuYtL-vZCEJBuShA0/?igshid=1vtwx47b831ts

@icusys got me this beautiful wine stopper for our anniversary in October. I just think this is more my kind of wine. #shotsshotsshots (at Plano, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJLHUVoj5PhF0zZ76Tk3lpGwlAXvSVa27cI8lQ0/?igshid=9m1u60itw44v

Love is... ... burning am old box of bills to celebrate your anniversary. #16years #low-key #HOMEALONE (at Plano, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CG_jM6YjX_A4bQRbOdFEZuShwPCWE4rZjGgayk0/?igshid=xn6osp3cvu7b

3 sutures &a protective bandage later had me taken care of last night. The time at Medical City Plano never ceases to amaze. I got lucky with that damned blade missing any tendons or ligaments. I also didn't chip into my bone. *shudder* I may have to consult with plastics if the joint over the knuckle heals incorrectly. Here's hoping that'll be ok Fuck 2020 It's not like my anniversary is on Friday. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤬 (at Park Forest) https://www.instagram.com/p/CG5awENjRuzxgPXYTYFDAad5x5Le_iqwy5g2YE0/?igshid=a68z50eng5in

My cousin @lizgkrautk & I on what looks too be a trip to the catfish farm. No year on the pic, though. I'm guessing around 89 or 90 based on my hair. https://www.instagram.com/p/B-S_azqD3giDb74qJls2K69ilySLH7caOQSmaY0/?igshid=1rqio01opr5nx

This is ROWAN'S SHOE on MY FOOT!!!! She's 10!!!! I have room to grow in her shoe! #stopgrowingupsofast😭 #thisisridiculous (at Park Forest, Plano) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-LoXx6jBNrCjZ1s5Y1jcQpW0eTCjBWIJ4XQEA0/?igshid=1h16ambizk8b6

Weird, random, but had to give my cat MAJOR props! He was WAITING for our self cleaning litter box to finish it's cycle. We placed a regular box with litter down, & he IMMEDIATELY popped in to do his business! 🤣😂🤣😂#welltrainedcat #catlover❤️ #weirdpost (at Park Forest, Plano) https://www.instagram.com/p/B94MCsmpfgitMoSQQffvF41MBpCzhmR924lRq80/?igshid=fmy512pv63s7

Anyone else notice this in the credits of #FrozenII ??? (at Park Forest, Plano) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9x4pwwHP9prTfXztFq4Hyv8eQybCEcqeS9h0s0/?igshid=1kysrwe3wfm75

Sometimes you just need a hammock + a good book + a quiet place to recharge/relax. Perfect temp, no bugs! #hammocks #snuggle #nomosquitosallowed (at Park Forest, Plano) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9nx0cTn6R6Ea4WgKgaZIlXwQALR3ymWLD-BEw0/?igshid=1s5frll9wy3ql

Rowan's last elementary school performance. #growingfast #5thgrade #thomaselementary #PlanoISD https://www.instagram.com/p/B9Xw6BDH1-ICngU9O_bu18zj-XQKPoEvmC1iDc0/?igshid=1d7nuar4k7tr6

Uncle Bill, Dad,& Aunt @lynnstutts Christmas Eve 1960. I came across some pictures. (at Park Forest, Plano) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9NUqNmHJ2LmNy6IW1B3fC2SrnVM8KG1G5bnKI0/?igshid=1kl563t83zwca

So this AMAZING dude was telling me that the VIPG Tix to meet @ilizas were really outside of our budget. I was gone with it (bummed out, but a budget is a budget). After his birthday, Valentine's Day, our car getting totaled,& having to buy a new car before I was completely understanding. He just surprised me with the purchase of 2 #VIPG Tix to Iliza's #forevertour I don't cry from joy often. I totally did. (at Plano, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9DSyNBnZTkzEJ_TYFeU6NB3Q0BoEP3fYGymU00/?igshid=q34jm9csqkls

Nighttime randomness. #catlover❤️ #catlady #mybabies❤️ (at Park Forest, Plano) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9A94jSnhDPaqmrfr5v2BS8WnnJkZqIwPzJlBs0/?igshid=1rp3pembce4e0

Anyone who is not watching #MR.RIGHT on @netflix at this moment is wasting their life. This is the laughter & levity & quirkiness I needed in my life! #annakendrick #samrockwell #timroth (at Park Forest, Plano) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8u2NmGHPKskXSvvD1OzRZFPhn6qXm_Y65PxUc0/?igshid=reqfp5n2skyn

So this happened to me & my family otw home from Austin yesterday afternoon. A driver in a large pickup truck failed to yield as we exited the freeway to go to the gas station that we ended up being plowed into. The blue vehicle we hit in the pictures belongs to another gentleman (SUPER kind guy). He was getting gas & fortunately wasn't by his truck when it was hit bc our car pinned it to a brick pillar. We were hit SO hard that it shoved us across the the remainder of the access road, over a ditch with a cement drain, & into his truck with force! I'm actually glad we hit his truck instead of the gas pump directly. We could have been hurt FAR worse. Everyone is fine. A few bruises, but not a single scrape or cut. Shout out to the Waxahachie, TX emergency services for getting us taken care of! Also shout out to @chris.gir & @runyourpockets for getting the kids home safe since we were carless. Last but decidedly NOT least, thank you Marcus "I don'tknowyourIG handle" for getting @icusys & I home safely. Oh, and my brother @jnoble1323 took care of the house & critters for us. He's awesome. (at Waxahachie, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8uPXjCHGR_5Ncp9jE8nmJbxQfDE9RgqtunSjI0/?igshid=1alepq4cq5x90