Bard casts vicious mockery: “Hag-shouldered scum-vestige!”

Graphic designer casts vicious mockery:

[Another 100% fake cover to go along with the first one. Note, no burn intended on Withers here! He’s currently the most sought-after party planner in Faerun.]

god I just. love ruthlessness as a character trait so much. sexy sexy sexy

you either die young having the same fandoms as your mutuals or you live long enough to watch half of them turn into hockey rpf blogs

me right now

dan: 🧡

phannies: THEY HIT THE PENTAGON!!?>!)^$ ❌💥💥💣😆❌❌😏🔫🔫

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history

tried to google search for that post that's like.. something about squids and it goes "the squirterrrrrrrrr" and believe it or not that did not show me the thing i was looking for

still no clue what the larger framework is in tmagp but ink5oul and the violin distributor in magp4 have intriguing similarities. they both give you specifically artistic tools with which to destroy yourself. dice guy and finance bro also got given tools to destroy themselves, but not artistic.. nigel is destroyed by his art but we don't know how complicit he is.. hmm

The more we learn about Celia the more I'm like "damn she really can't catch a break huh." Like girl you're from another dimension and wake up by the side of the road with no memories regularly, work the world's most suspicious night shift government job, and now you're a SINGLE MOTHER??? Who's DATING A COWORKER?????? Like DAMN, the baby's probably the anti-christ again or something too isn't he, last thing she fucking needs 🙄

i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least

what many reviews missed about the FNAF movie is that while yes the plot was messy yes the William afton reveal came out of nowhere if you weren't expecting and yes the gore is goofy as fuck it also made me happy and I got out the Cinema surrounded by a happy crowd of idiots all giggling to themselves about the tlt song playing at the end

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity