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Azog the Beguiler
Orc appreciation and Hobbit Burglar/Dwarf King romance
Tags: #orcies #bagginshield #my screencaps #my drawings #bard hotness
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idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little
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I love how Frodo deciding to let Sam come to Mordor with him is like…an act of rebellion.
When Frodo asked Gandalf who he should trust, Gandalf advised him: “trust yourself. Trust your own strength.”
And when Frodo protested that he couldn’t complete his task alone, Galadriel advised him: “To bear a ring of power is to be alone. This task was appointed to you. If you do not find a way, no one will.”
The wisest people in Middle Earth advised Frodo to trust his own strength, even if it meant isolation.
But Frodo ultimately refused to follow that advice.
When Frodo allows Sam to come with him to Mordor, he puts his love for Sam above all the Wisdom that the wisest people of Middle Earth have given him.
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asdvkfghstmnb PLEASE DO MONGOLIAN <3 <3 <3
🎁 Muslim Mongolian romance do it for us 😳😳
adwgebsbsd did you mean mandalorian??
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keanu reeves as lotr characters
frodo:
sam:
merry:
pippin:
aragorn:
legolas:
gimli:
boromir:
gandalf:
gollum:
eowyn:
arwen:
elrond:
eomer:
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great ideas for self-insert fics!
boromir x reader where you accidentally shot the third arrow
modern au: you take a vacation on a farm where you meet aragorn. he’s a horse (sfw)
you (female reader) are on your second date with eowyn. she moves in with you the next day
you’re in a playful argument with dwalin that gets more and more heated with every minute. just as you think he’s going to make out with you, he knocks you out and leaves
you’re having a picnic with merry. you ask him to give you an apple from the basket and he accidentally throws it at your head, killing you instantly
bilbo asks you out but you refuse because he looks like martin freeman
legolas x reader, au where he tops
modern au: you and bofur meet through facebook and he uses the ;) emoji in every message
the goblin king x reader, shrek au
gandalf x reader, fifty shades of grey au
thorin x reader, au where thorin knows what sex is
gollum x reader where you’re the ring (nsfw)
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thorin: i have never been so wrong in all my life
thorin: not our only hope
thorin: do as he says
thorin: *grabs bilbo's hand during the barrel ride*
thorin: *stands closer to bilbo when bard appears*
thorin: *looks grumpy when bilbo says he's talked to bard*
thorin: *runs up fifty feet just to stand next to bilbo*
thorin: *reassures bilbo that they have enough food*
thorin: you have keen eyes master baggins
thorin: *spends 30+ seconds looking at bilbo while the key dangles over the ledge*
thorin: i will not risk this quest for the life of one- - - burglar.
thorin: *risks quest for life of said burglar*
thorin: *is convinced everyone has betrayed him except for bilbo*
thorin: *looks at bilbo as if he were the arkenstone itself*
thorin: *goldsickness breaks when he looks at bilbo*
thorin: *gives bilbo mithril shirt at the height of his goldsickness*
thorin: here master baggins a gift of friendship
dwarves: this is ridiculous
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Young Dain Ironfoot and Young Thorin.
I like to think Thorin and Dain spent time together pre-Smaug. Dain loves boars so much, he probably carried around his pet pig all the time. Whenever Thorin visited the Iron Hills with his dad, Dain would show off his best pigs and have Thorin ride them.
#I reglarly repress anything about Dain's boar#because it's so devastatingly sad#;__________________; </3
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detail of Thorin Oakenshield from my webcomic ‘Snow day’ (1) (2) (3) (4-end)
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Sorry I’ve been so quiet this year! I’m really trying to focus on doing more ‘quality’ over ‘quantity’. Here are a few pieces I did towards the end of last year. They’re the dwarfs from The Hobbit. I’m hoping to finish the remaining 9 soon..and by soon I mean maybe before the end of the year…
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That awkward moment when Bard tosses around the Dwarves most valued and sacred heirloom like it’s a potato.
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the mithril scene
basically it goes down like this
bilbo’s definitely not complaining
now i shall look at you through this like a wedding veil
now master burglar baggins allow me to help you put on this shirt even though you are 100% capable of doing it yourself because i’m definitely not trying to ogle you me never why would you think that
thorin. his eyes are up there.
seriously. thorin. there are children here. HAVE YOU ANY SHAME. DO YOU REALISE HOW SCANDILISED DORI IS. DO YOU. BALIN IS FAR TOO OLD TO WITNESS SUCH OBSCENITIES.
“OH MAHAL THEY’RE FINALLY GONNA DO IT”
gotta love how all the other dwarves all immediately stop what they’re doing and start staring
too bad they don’t have any popcorn
i’m not gonna even get into fili’s smirk
and then there’s bilbo who is as usual cute and oblivious
“take it master baggins, as a gift of friendship”
*giggling commences*
that is the look
the look that says “WILL YOU ALL STFU I AM TRYING TO WOO A HOBBIT HERE”
#reblogging also this again in its entirety!#and acornshields deactivated ;____;#so I had to search a lot to find the post somewhere else#but I did#because it's the best!
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Can we all just stop for a moment and look, and I mean actually LOOK at this shit?
Look at his fucking expression. That is not ‘unimpressed’. That is ‘omg ur pwetty’ in the manliest manner possible.
And then there’s this shit.
Excuse me, but can you bloody SEE the clear admiration on his majestic little face? Like, um…the mighty warrior is looking at a curly-haired, handkerchief carrying HOBBIT like he’s the most amazing fucking thing ever in the history of everness.
Which brings us to this.
Oh look, it’s the ‘smile into their shoulder so they can’t see how being close to them turns you into a puddle of kittens’ trope that’s used in practically EVERY ROMANCE FILM/BOOK EVER MADE THIS SIDE OF PLUTO.
Because fuck you, Pluto is a planet too.
AND THEN THERE’S THIS SHIT.
Like, why would you even need to touch him here?! Oh right, yeah, because this is the ‘I need to make sure you’re okay but I don’t wanna ask cuz then you’ll know I think ur perfect and oh fuck now my hand is on your arm don’t panic and pretend to be protective. Bitches love protective’ trope so commonly found in…you guessed it! ROMANCE!
AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THIS SHIT.
UM, EXCUSE YOU.
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!
THIS COULD NOT GET MORE LIKE A WEDDING UNLESS SODDING MAHAL HIMSELF TURNED UP AND WAS ALL
“SUP! Lemme marry yo sweet majestic ass to that pretty golden crowned bunny of awesomeness.”
ROMANTIC FIRELIGHT LIKE NO OTHER KIND OF LIGHT EVEN FRIGGING EXISTS, BILBO IN FUCKING BRIDAL WHITE, A LONG CONVENIENTLY ISLE-LOOKING HALLWAY WITH FUCKING GUESTS WATCHING THE PROCEEDINGS!
If the Hobbit crew got any more shipper trash, they’d be a fucking landfill.
#last time I reblogged it was in the dark times when tumblr cut off the posts#so here it is again#<3
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tbh i never got why so many straight women are into legolas. like, what do you think hes going to do? top you? i have to laugh
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bilbo and frodo both being So Fucking Gay is one of my favourite things the solidarity is so strong… bilbo just adopted his gay nephew and helped him grow up and be a gay icon just like him. makes me emotional because Who of us gays does not wish they had been adopted by a supportive gay uncle or aunt
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