just to hide outside your door 🐍🍎

We’ve booped each other a long time. We’ve been on this site for a long time. I mean, you and me. I could always boop on you. You could always boop on me. We’re a team, a group. Boop of the two of us. And we’ve spent our existence pretending that we aren’t booping. I mean, the last few years, not really. And I would like to boop… I mean if Gabriel and Beelzeboop can do it, boop off together, then we can. Just the two of us. We don’t need Heaven, we don’t need Hell, they’re toxic. We need to boop away from them, just boop us. You and me, what do you say?

boop the demon

look at you, you're gorgeous!

Naked butt alert !!! Crowley shows Jimbriel the joys of bathing.

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Day 221 of posting Good Omens memes Everyday until Season 3

"...and yet you're totally certain that everything would be better if you were just near one particular person."

I recently saw a post there, saying that most likely something happened between these two in between 1941 and 1967, probably right after the church scene... so... I was thinking over about it...

How does anything get done on the set of Good Omens when David Tennant look like THAT

We keep him in a box until we're ready to shoot.

A single mom who works to jobs who loves her kids and never stops-

yes the bentley is traced I cant draw cars (let alone a fucking bentley) for the life of me

so crowley got custody of the kids whether he wanted to or not

it's Mary Poppins ya'll

I have no excuse for this

ZOOMIES

There are a ton of fics where Crowley is female presenting and I fucking love every single one, but I'd love it for Aziraphale too. Aziraphale wearing pretty, early 1900s dresses. A-line skirts and aprons. Polka dots and perfectly curled hair. Aziraphale who prefers bras from the 1940s and likes to wear their vintage stockings because they just don't make them like they used to. Aziraphale with thick thighs and soft breasts and a dimple on their butt cheek.

Never forget Aziraphale's reaction when he finally understood how dangerous the evidence Furfur had was and that they were going to take Crowley away from him forever