aziraphale-is-a-cat
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All of my posts are writing prompts, take it and run.
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So that's where oifaaa comes from huh
But you mispelt your last name, it's actually the same as mine
I realise now that you were trying to flirt but you kinda put the fear of God in me there for a sec thinking I had given out my last name by accident
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“Vampire help hotline, what can I do for you?” “I just… I miss garlic bread…”
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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Damian: For "The World's Best Detective", you are extremely bad at this.
(If Damian looks older in this it's because I tried drawing him more as a teenager lol)
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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair
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Item: codpiece with concealed twelve-chamber revolver that totally works, despite the chambers clearly not overlapping with the barrel. As far as I can tell, you fire it by clenching
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