[leaning over hospital counter, limp and profusely bleeding out] hello Harvey stardew wanna break a hipaa violation for me and kiss me on the mouth

shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

i have some mutuals who lowkey no matter what the fuck they posted i would never unfollow and always like their posts

not to sound like a medieval peasant but, cheese and bread. garlic and butter. a menagerie of spices. potatoes. that’s what life is all about right there.

Every few seconds we have to close our eyelids for a moment to keep our eyeballs moist and on paper that's a trivial detail in the grand scheme of our complex biology but if a fake cartoon human never blinks it bothers us so all cartoonists have to add the blinking even though it takes only a frame or two. I just think that's really interesting. If there's aliens and they make cartoons do they have anything like that? Zoblop your characters aren't gloobering, how could you forget to make them gloober, no one wants to watch stiff freaky ungloobering characters, Zoblop you need to go back to space calarts

LIVE (nothing wrong with me)

LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)

LOVE (nothing wrong with me)

忘记他

this is a scene from the film fallen angels by wong kar wai, and the study club prompt in the good omens reference library discord was the 1941 blitz era, so ofc i had to combine them and make crowley really sad again

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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

Maybe I like music in a special unique way

Sorry, but we’re burying your girlfriend alive. Yeah, she decided that the laws of Zeus take precedence over the laws of the state. Your father’s trapping her in a cave in punishment for giving her brother a burial. I mean, you can try to talk him out of it, but good luck. So sorry.

had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"

I never know how to say this without sounding condescending but when it comes to social media you can simply choose not to be around people who make you unhappy.

Avatar, but it’s Azula and her “friends” in place of Zuko and Iroh.

In this timeline, Ozai realized that he can use Zuko’s desire to be accepted to mold him into a perfect puppet. He becomes Ozai’s favorite child while the more independent and domineering Azula gets banished.

Iroh offers to escort her like he did Zuko in the canon timeline, but she rejects him because she considers him weak. She takes her two lackeys from school Ty Lee and Mai instead.

She’s less concerned with hunting down the Avatar like her father ordered to, realizing he gave her an impossible task on purpose. Instead, she tries to “prove her worth” and stick it to Ozai by carving out her own little empire and winning the war on her own.