Don’t worry about a rainy afternoon☔️
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Ichigo: *phone starts ringing*
Ishida, looking to see who’s calling: Lmao, you still call your dad “daddy”?
Ichigo, answering the phone and making direct eye contact with Ishida: Hey, Grimmjow.
Ishida: *chokes on drink*
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Grimmjow: Bullshit. Ichigo and I don’t have fucking pet names for each other.
Nel: I see. Grimmjow, what do bees make?
Grimmjow: Uh, honey?
Ichigo: *from the next room* Yes, dear?
Nel: Don’t ever lie to my face again.
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Bleach characters, Grimmjow and Ichigo are engaged! Your reactions?
As requested by anon. :)
Rukia: Engaged…like they have a fight scheduled?
Rukia: Or engaged like they’re getting married?
Ichigo: Getting married!
Ichigo: …
Ichigo: That face you’re making now - is it a good face or a bad face?
Rukia: WHAT DO YOU THINK?!
Rukia: WHY WOULD YOU MARRY A VIOLENT HOMICIDAL HOLLOW?!
Byakuya: Kurosaki Ichigo does have a violent homicidal hollow living in his soul.
Rukia: …
Byakuya: I am simply saying.
Nnoitra: Tch. Never thought Grimmjow was the marrying type.
Nnoitra: Guess he’s afraid he won’t be able to keep Kurosaki without some sort of contract.
Nnoitra: Weakling.
Ulquiorra: Personally I am more worried about what Grimmjow thinks marriage is.
Ulquiorra: Throwing Kurosaki Ichigo into a caja negacion? Throwing him into a sack? Punching him repeatedly in the face?
Grimmjow: Hey! I know what marriage is!
Grimmjow: It’s a promise that we’ll be together forever and never fight anyone else ever again!
Grimmjow: Or at least, that’s what I’m putting in my vows.
Ulquiorra: …
Grimmjow: What?
Orihime: Wow…
Orihime: I guess I really misinterpreted that fight between Kurosaki-kun and Grimmjow! I thought they were trying to kill each other!
Nel: They were! That’s how hollows flirt!
Orihime: B-but now they won’t try to kill each other anymore, right?
Nel: Uh…
Orihime: OH MY GOD
Gin: I knew Kurosaki Ichigo was a creepy kid.
Gin: This just confirms it.
Urahara: And I knew Grimmjow was super obsessed with Ichigo!
Urahara: …all of that shouting of his name kinda gave me a clue.
Shinji: Okay but I have to know.
Shinji: The proposal - how did that go down?
Ichigo: It was very romantic!
Ichigo: Grimmjow appeared out of nowhere, punched his fist directly into my stomach, and later as I was lying there bleeding I realized that he had punched a RING into the wound!
Ichigo: Of course I said yes!
Shinji: …
Shinji: Yeah okay that makes sense for you.
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HAPPY GRI–
–MMICHI DAY!
A big thank you to the folks at twitter who gave me great ideas. I tried to put them all in one picture. Ichigo shouldn’t have made Grimmjow any promises he couldn’t keep. Who cares if it’s 3am? He wants his fight!
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Look at dis angsty boooiiiii. I did this when I supposed to be packing, shame on me.
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[friends intro starts playing]
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CRISIS CORE IS CANON I REPEAT CRISIS CORE IS CANON
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