goombella every time she sees a girl: omigosh she's so cute? she's soooo cute mario, did you know? she's just really really cute,,

i hate driving. can some butterflies pull me via chariot yet.

hey hey hey

Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)

When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later

A mating dance (?)

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

What's the trope name for when someone finds out they're the Chosen One(tm) and is like "No, thank you" and goes and does something else

so i heard textpost memes were popular

[image ID: eight images. the first is a title, “Give Me One Good Reason Why I Shouldn’t Punch Your Face In”. the next seven have checkbox options on them, each with a hermit skin next to it, representing which option they’d take. scar is “I’m so underdressed”, grian is “It would be way to rewarding”, keralis is “Your fist is so pristine“, cubfan is “The scheduled walloping time isn’t for another half hour“, impulse is “My mom specifically instructed me to have a good day“, tango is “No one has yelled “World Star” yet“, stress is “I’m going to see the Liberty Bell for the first time later today, and I want everything to be perfect“, doc is “Judge said I’d go to jail if someone punched me in the face one more time“, xb is “I’m the last of my species“, joe is “When you move in to punch me, I’m going to hold a bucket up in front of my face, and then your fist will just punch the inside of an empty bucket and you’ll look ridiculous“, welsknight is “I took the oath never to get punched”, rendog is “Wounding me emotionally would pay much higher dividends”, pearl is “I’ll open my mouth and swallow your whole arm", bdubs is “My face is filled with boiling hot water that will shoot out everywhere if you hit me”, xisuma is “This bullseye on my chin is not meant to be taken literally”, mumbo is “I’d rather just do it myself”, iskall is “You’ll be late to supper”, zedaph is “If you’re punching me, who is flying this plane?!”, and cleo is “My teeth are not yet ready to be harvested”. /end ID]

Dog reimu

I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

back again with these (changing it up slightly)

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cant believe this is only part nine 😭

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