i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

build a bear? yeah i give my boyfriend his t shots i know how to build a bear

ive watched this video 5 times in the last two days and it always makes me laugh til i get a headache & i wanted it on my blog but didnt find it anywhere so guess i gotta do it myself

"Go to hell" is basic. "Hope your favourite anime movie sequel gets cancelled after seven years in production AND getting an animated teaser." is smart. It's possible. It's terrifying. It's happened.

though the movie might be cancelled, yuri on ice will live forever in our hearts. thank you yoi fandom, it's been real ♡

mr. wayne? you ever want to be normal?

Is this anything

TIL In an epilogue at the end of the original 1931 Dracula film, Dracula breaks the fourth wall and taunts the audience, saying vampires are real and to be afraid. In a 1936 re-release, this was censored by the Hays Code, out of fear it would encourage belief in the occult.

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another car opinion is that they shouldn't have touch screens

The Confrontation by Passionatte

you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?

I dare a motherfucker to tell me Batman isn’t the funniest bitch in comics

Silly

the mighty gar...

(my half of an art trade with @jackalspine!)

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken