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Oh I just looked through it and it's fucking insane they literally want us to put in every single thing that we are doing as we do it and notate all of the times everything from just responding to a T1 agent, to all the calls and emails we make they're fucking insane

I'm just not filling it out

"Hey we now need you to fill out this tracker so we know exactly how long you spend on each task"

Go fuck yourself

Ain't gonna happen I already have to fill out 3 other fucking spreadsheets I'm filling out another go to hell

Context: This grown ass police inspector is asking a teenager to resolve a hostage situation for him

"Hey we now need you to fill out this tracker so we know exactly how long you spend on each task"

Go fuck yourself

Ain't gonna happen I already have to fill out 3 other fucking spreadsheets I'm filling out another go to hell

i bet the dick is insane

laugh, damn it!

My friend is trying to name herself, and she's like, "Oh, what's that name that's like marmalade, but it's a name?" and I know she means Adelaide, but I think I can talk her into naming herself Marmalade if I play my cards right here.

*Only referring to the BDSM dynamic, nothing to do with penetration.

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

Elites see student loans as a way to discipline poor people.

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

I hate customers so fucking much.

"I need the new fridge installed between Sunday and Wednesday morning."

"The installer has advised that should be fine."

She ends up scheduled for Tuesday she is fine with that.

Suddenly this morning:

"I can't do it today!!!! I'm busy!! It has to be tomorrow morning!! I've been without a fridge for so long. So it absolutely has to be tomorrow I already rescheduled my flight around it!"

Bitch wtf!!! You had an appointment for the day before you fucking leave. If you wanted that fucking done you should have accepted that damn appointment because how the fuck do you expect they to resechule you on the fucking day until tomorrow?!?! That's probably not gonna fucking happen and then you're gonna bitch at us. And get pissed as hell. But it's your own fucking fault you could have had it installed today but you decided fuck that. So if you get fucked because you can't be scheduled for tomorrow I have no sympathy

I hate these people so much.

Fucking bug bite on my useless piece of shit venus flytrap tattoo. What did I even get this thang for.

nobody wants to work anymore

THE LAST DAY GUYS