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awkwardalpha · 6 hours
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"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.
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awkwardalpha · 15 hours
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diversity loss this trans man is just as much of an emotionally unavailable avoidantly attached brick as any cis guy
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awkwardalpha · 15 hours
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awkwardalpha · 15 hours
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what if i just rest my eyes for a second
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awkwardalpha · 15 hours
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Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.
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awkwardalpha · 1 day
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lucy's dad is so fucking funny in the finale "you wouldn't shoot me would you??" brother I once launched a fatman at my son and fucked the guy who shot me in the head. welcome to fallout.
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awkwardalpha · 1 day
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And stuff can mean a whole lot in the context of wasteland life.
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awkwardalpha · 1 day
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Did Fallout casually drop a non-binary character out of the blue like that? I love them, very gender. But I did not expect that from the Brotherhood?!?!
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awkwardalpha · 1 day
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Never before have I identified with a tv character so much.
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awkwardalpha · 4 days
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awkwardalpha · 4 days
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having an experience
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awkwardalpha · 4 days
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I love this picture. Sultry, come hither stare out the bars, oral fixation prop in mouth, loose oversized shirt + NO PANTIES. One leg lifted up revealing a peek at his exposed rabbit hole. Jailhouse FISH god damn he was ahead of his time
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awkwardalpha · 4 days
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awkwardalpha · 4 days
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Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”
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awkwardalpha · 4 days
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I just followed you but now that you said you think Spider-Man is bi I think I gotta unfollow sorry
this is so funny what did you expect me to say. did u not read my url when u followed
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awkwardalpha · 5 days
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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus
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awkwardalpha · 5 days
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one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 
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