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Clay. 23. tryna get by with yearning and pining. and all that Gay Shit.
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Viola the circus elephant didn't escape, she politely removed herself from an uncomfortable situation. role model to us all
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@nathanwpyle
I literally love this.
I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.
No joke.
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Hozier Tumblr Q&A
❝ Have you ever considered making a song with Florence Welch? We all want to hear it. ❞
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Fuck it
10 notes and I drink water everyday
20 notes and I eat 3 meals a day even if it means being late for school in the morning
50 notes and I take on of those gender test things to see if I’m non-binary
100 notes and I try and get at least 6 hours of sleep a night
200 notes and I start writing the fic again
500 notes and I’ll eat less unhealthy food
2000 notes and I’ll ask go on a walk every day
5000 notes and I’ll read homestuck
10,000 notes and I’ll start learning how to draw
15,000 notes and I’ll ask my mum if I can go to therapy (please no)
20,000 and I’ll ask my crush out (please no again)
Only three reblogs per person pls
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DUDE I JUST REMEMBER THAT IMAGE ABOUT THAT BIKER AND THE CAPTION IS HOW BIKERS EAT THERE SKETTY 🍝
YOU KNOW THE ONE I'M TALKING ABOUT THE ONE WHERE HE GOT THE TWO FORK
SOME OF THE BEST SHIT I'VE SEEN I SWEAR
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new rule
every time you think about a body part that you don't like (me for example, I don't like my facial hair) you must immediately think about a different part of your body that you do like.
for example if I'm feeling dysphoric about the stubble on my face, I must also think about how I like the curvature of my arms, or how I like the unique amber-green coloring of my eyes. it can be any compliment about your appearance that you can think of
I feel like one of the main things that makes dysphoria so rough is that there isn't any balance between criticism and compliment, and the more you think about parts of your body that you don't like, the more they become a focus in your head
sorry for the rambly post but I'm going to be trying this, and I hope it helps someone else who sees this post too
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I'm actually starting to like how I look in the mirror (:
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Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?
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why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed
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best brownies in the known universe (at least, according to my grandma)
some year and a half ago when i was getting ready to move out i combed through all the family recipes that lay lost to time and one of the ones that i found was my grandmas brownie recipe. idk where she got it from (nor can i ask cause she has dementia) and its a printed out email she sent to my mom in june 2000. but by george these the best brownies i have ever tasted. would she be pleased that i am sharing this recipe with my vast following? absolutely.
YOU WILL NEED:
5 tablespoons butter (unsalted)
1 ounce unsweetened baking chocolate (or as much as your heart desires)
2/3 cup unsweetened good cocoa powder
1 cup sugar (white) (superfine preferred, normal works fine)
1 cup sifted white flour (can use gluten free)
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
as much cinnamon as your heart desires (your heart needs to desire at least some cinnamon. its essential to the recipe)
3 egg whites
1 egg
splash of vanilla extract (again, non negotiable step!)
preheat your oven to 325 degrees. grease a square baking pan (9x9 preferably).
in a small saucepan over medium heat melt the butter and baking chocolate. while that is melting, sift together the flour, baking powder and cinnamon into a small bowl. once the butter and chocolate is done melting add the cocoa powder and cook it together for 1 minute. add in the sugar and stir. it will get very thick. this is correct.
set that aside to cool. while thats cooling take a large bowl and put in your egg whites, egg and vanilla. beat it up with preferably a whisk but you can use a fork if youre fresh out of whisks. once the chocolate is cool enough to not scramble your eggs dump it in the eggs and mix it together. add the flour in gradually and keep mixing until its smooth and happy.
spread into your greased baking pan. put it in the oven for EXACLTLY 18 MINUTES. very crucial step. they will come out slightly under done. that is what we want. as they cool they will continue to cook in the pan. we dont want them to get hard and sad. they are not good when they are hard and sad. do not overbake them. you will be sad.
slice them up and as the official last step on the original recipe says: EAT ENJOY AND MAKE MORE! (theyre very good with mint chocolate chip ice cream)
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beau: *can't take a short rest without slowing the party down*
caleb: do you need to take a break?
beau: I'M FINE.
beau: *clutches a broken rib*
caleb: (to the party) i'm not feeling very well, i think we should take a break. i'm okay, i just fell earlier
beau:
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My boyfriend's professor doesn't believe I exist, so I sent this email
And his professor responded with this
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it's cute really, how excited humans get when the sky blinks
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tumblr if people reblogged content as much as they're booping each other rn
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why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording
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all my life, i’ve endeavored to serve both my house and the realm. and somehow none of it matters.
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