a paraphile is a type of friend you can kiss
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The thing about flip phones is they would cover the screen when not in use which was good for safety because nowdays the internet demons can escape through the screen into the real world when you’re not looking because nobody seals the portal anymore
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soviet girls kissing, 1970s
by unknown photographer
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Robert Henri
Figure in Motion
1913
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disco elysium is kafkas metamorphosis for the modern age. no one is scared of becoming a bug anymore. the true nightmare? waking up one day and finding out your a cop
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Due to stagnant wages, little social support, and artificially inflated costs of "living" theft has increased in grocery stores. That's why we here at Loblaws are proud to announce our $10 billion automated turret system that will gun you down in the parking lot if you try to steal luxury items like food and baby formula. This has the added bonus of creating jobs because we need to hire some staff to drag the corpses away on the corpse wagons and yeah it does pay a competitive $15 an hour
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house md is awesome
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ETHEL CAIN PHOTOGRAPHED BY JULIA HUIKESHOVEN
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Please help me!
So I'm getting a job but the housing im in currently is based in an IOP program thats letting me stay in its sober house for free but other needs are not provided.
Long story short they're telling me if i start working at this job I'll miss too much group and they will kick me out of the program but its not sustainable for me to not take this job so I'm going to my friends house to start working.
I'll need money for bus fare, food, and other personal care items. This is the second time I've been displaced in the last few months and I really need this to work out. Please, anything helps!
venmo - @lilyroses
cashapp $luxgrief
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if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters
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Cover illustration from H. G. Wells’ The Invisible Man - 1912.
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it's one large Abu Ghraib machine with shopping malls and luxury apartments attached to it and Zionists seem to think I should care that the apartments are nice & their cousin's son owns a popup at the mall. but I do not care how beautiful the apartments are and I do not care that the mall is fun and that their cousin isn't very racist. the part I care about is the part where Israel is a nation-sized Guantanamo Bay factory & enabling the continued existence of an apartheid ethnostate is a crime against humanity
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