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Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs
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I really need to learn how to monetize hanging out
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Fyoearth
when i saw the new chapter i just knew the fanfics would be wild. like if he got killed by an earthquake then... what even, lmao???
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If Fyodor kills himself... Will he just not? Or would he actually just die for real?
If a cat killed him, would he became a cat sized human?? Or just a cat?
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A young woman is walking outside ████████. It just so happens that today, the 3rd of March 2006, is this young woman's birthday. Though it was seventeen years ago she was given life, it is only today she will be given a name!
What will the name of this gothic young woman be?
> Enter Name.
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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.
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So lets recap the Decay of Angels and their statuses
Sigma: honk shoo mimimi
Nikolai: ??? Prob stealing candy from a baby
Fukuchi: dead but like again
Bram: dead but even more than before
Fyodor: serving drip and kinning jesus
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my very indulgent fifteen!soukoku thought is that as much as dazai likes to rile chuuya up and push his buttons he doesn’t actually do anything that would properly piss him off.
to me their arguments are a game. dazai says something dumb, chuuya reacts accordingly, dazai pokes fun at him, chuuya makes his own comeback, dazai waves it off. rinse and repeat. they yell at each other for the sake of it and because it’s familiar to them.
which means that there are some days that chuuya isn’t up for it. when nothing dazai says can even garner a reaction. so on those days dazai doesn’t even try, he just sits next to chuuya, sometimes quiet, sometimes bitching about some people that got on his nerves. he says anything and everything in those moments and he can’t even tell if chuuya’s listening or not, but he hasn’t been told to fuck off so it must be okay.
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:D
I heard there was a show and tell??
ok I just wanted an excuse to show someone my collection anyways love ur blog‼️
((sock puppet Miku will always be my favourite))
I love that Tooniez figure so much 😭 (I think that's how you spell it I'm a fool tho)!!!! She has so much character and style it's so good
I love your sock puppet too
I think she could keep evil spirits out of my home
11/10 for home defense keep it up
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is the ship really that good if they dont try to (or successfully) kill each other??
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