you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing

Being on your phone at work:

nathan yaffe found dead at the corner of 25th and 9th

in bed absolutely fucked up on pillow and blanky

hey guys if you’re planning on making a vaguepost on the dashboard can you message me with the details and some of the lore behind the vague post you’re making. a vaguepost for the dash and a detailedpost for me. because i like to know what’s going on. if you do this i will automatically take your side because you’ve done the right thing by letting me know what’s up. thanks in advance ❤️

every tapwater is "drinkable tapwater" if u can attune your system to the resonant frequency of each pernicious metal in the solution

hari kunzru

Every piece of dogshit art makes the world a better place to live. Better to create poorly than not at all.

Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.

🟨

anerican choese

just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird

people born in 24 Are 2000 now

No experience more viscerally humiliating than walking through a heavily populated building with squeaky shoes. Look at me doing my little clown walk across the entire length of the building. Dumbass squeaking noises ringing out with every step. Sounds like I'm walking on two guinea pigs. I wish I was dead