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averie-is-average · 15 hours
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I need everyone to know that the ship Götheborg, the world's largest ocean-going wooden sailing ship, answered a distress call the other day.
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Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.
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averie-is-average · 18 hours
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This is so wholesome
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averie-is-average · 18 hours
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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averie-is-average · 18 hours
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YOU hates terfs
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averie-is-average · 18 hours
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Hello Epic the Musical fandom, this shall be my first ever Epic post (Spoilers ahead for the Underworld Saga)
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So we all agree Polites and Anticlea's entrances were devastating, yes? Yes.
I have many thoughts about Anticlea but many have phrased them better already so though I bawled my eyes out for her I'm only discussing a personal headcannon about Polites in the Underworld.
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So according to the man himself Mr Jorge himself, both Polites and Anticlea are singing their final thoughts.
On top of that I'd like to imagine that when Polites is singing, Odysseus is watching him sitting with the other Cyclops victims at the river banks and cheering them up despite the fact they all know there's practically no way they'll ever cross the Styx
Idk maybe this is illogical but that's what I see when listening to the song
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averie-is-average · 3 days
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before the poll, a quick definition of terms:
"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash) "following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you "random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you "For You" - you found this on the For You page "recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post "other" - you found this post some other way. comment how? "reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post "reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post
with that out of the way:
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averie-is-average · 5 days
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Hundreds of people are about to board a flotilla and deliver urgent humanitarian relief to Gaza. Please share this video and follow Gaza Freedom Flotilla. The more people watching, the safer the participants.
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averie-is-average · 8 days
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Reblog art guys. Seriously.
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averie-is-average · 8 days
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best brownies in the known universe (at least, according to my grandma)
some year and a half ago when i was getting ready to move out i combed through all the family recipes that lay lost to time and one of the ones that i found was my grandmas brownie recipe. idk where she got it from (nor can i ask cause she has dementia) and its a printed out email she sent to my mom in june 2000. but by george these the best brownies i have ever tasted. would she be pleased that i am sharing this recipe with my vast following? absolutely.
YOU WILL NEED:
5 tablespoons butter (unsalted) 1 ounce unsweetened baking chocolate (or as much as your heart desires) 2/3 cup unsweetened good cocoa powder 1 cup sugar (white) (superfine preferred, normal works fine) 1 cup sifted white flour (can use gluten free) 1/2 teaspoon baking powder as much cinnamon as your heart desires (your heart needs to desire at least some cinnamon. its essential to the recipe) 3 egg whites 1 egg splash of vanilla extract (again, non negotiable step!)
preheat your oven to 325 degrees. grease a square baking pan (9x9 preferably).
in a small saucepan over medium heat melt the butter and baking chocolate. while that is melting, sift together the flour, baking powder and cinnamon into a small bowl. once the butter and chocolate is done melting add the cocoa powder and cook it together for 1 minute. add in the sugar and stir. it will get very thick. this is correct.
set that aside to cool. while thats cooling take a large bowl and put in your egg whites, egg and vanilla. beat it up with preferably a whisk but you can use a fork if youre fresh out of whisks. once the chocolate is cool enough to not scramble your eggs dump it in the eggs and mix it together. add the flour in gradually and keep mixing until its smooth and happy.
spread into your greased baking pan. put it in the oven for EXACLTLY 18 MINUTES. very crucial step. they will come out slightly under done. that is what we want. as they cool they will continue to cook in the pan. we dont want them to get hard and sad. they are not good when they are hard and sad. do not overbake them. you will be sad.
slice them up and as the official last step on the original recipe says: EAT ENJOY AND MAKE MORE! (theyre very good with mint chocolate chip ice cream)
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averie-is-average · 9 days
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oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day
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averie-is-average · 10 days
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Congratulations!
You reached the bedrock after u scrolled ur feed so deep.
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averie-is-average · 10 days
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i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something
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averie-is-average · 12 days
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note: am v aware i have horrible taste lol
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averie-is-average · 12 days
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tired: mermaids are all women
wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty
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averie-is-average · 12 days
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Asexual. Aromantic. Agender. Autism. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Anxiety Attack. Only the ADHD, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he forgor
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averie-is-average · 12 days
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luna in a tux
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