Desolation Tim hnrhghghgh

shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

Thinking about the idea that too much healing magic can be bad and I'm just imagining like a bottle of healing potion with a "known to the state of California to cause cancer" warnings on it

Pause for Laughter 🕷️

Thanks for the question, Anon! I had to combine the “10” with the “more than 10” because I ran out of space! Hope it works.

For me I have a lot of health issues and can’t work because of it, and family issues as well, but if it was a perfect world, I would choose two kids. That way they have each other.

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No I will not be elaborating.

when doctors ask if i have any history of cancer in my family and i have to say that yes my grandmother had 2 types of gastrointestinal cancer and they're like oh wow okay so we'll keep an eye out for that but i'm like no it was probably just all the nuclear radiation and they're like ok hm ok what the fuck do you mean and it's very weird seeing the look on american doctors' faces when you have to explain to them that believe it or not atomic bombs were dropped on this earth 2 generations ago and it did have consequences

This is literally my favorite tweet of all time. It’s so powerful.

She Freaken Forgor Me

this post hasn't left my mind since i've first saw it

Kabru 💎

wenis comp

You're telling me a gar* licked this bread?

*a North American freshwater fish of the family Lepisosteidae

It makes me happy when they listen

THINGS YOU REALLY DON’T WANT TO HEAR YOUR LAWYER SAYING