I don’t give a shit that the princess of wales is missing
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Speak your truth, even if your voice trembles 💓✨️
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judianne grace
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28.03.16
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if the universe were not so cruel the "Tailor Swift" would be a beautiful bird that elegantly sews its nest together
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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn
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the thing they dont tell you about working with little kids is it wrecks your vocabulary. you hear a kid phrase something bizarrely in a way only a 5 year old can and now any time you lose shit youre like "it dissed appear"
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Meanwhile, in the world of football, the Pop Tart Bowl had an anthropomorphic Pop Tart who asked to be lowered into a giant toaster, holding a sign saying "DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE"
The toaster then spat out a human-sized Pop Tart with a face for the winning team to eat
And they devoured the edible mascot ravenously
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Woodland Trust
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Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”
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