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autism-georg · 2 hours
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you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard
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you guys there’s a new nancy cartoonist and she’s amazing
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via zayydante
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if you vote but don't reblog i will hunt you down and make you infertile or have a head ingry with blunt force
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do u think the baby is going to grow out of looking so exhausted and decrepit, in a way not unlike Yoda from Star Wars, or is that just what devon rexes look like sometimes? (written with extreme affectionate towards this new little beast)
well to answer that, let's look at his mother
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and his father - who I owe an apology to! this is a complete tangent, but I thought the other stud at the cattery had cucked him, because Belphegor has white spotting but neither of his parents do. which is genetically impossible (it's a co-dominant, not a recessive, meaning it would always be visible)
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but those bat ears of his father, with their notched flanges, are so weird and distinctive! you can see that Belphegor has them, and nearly all of his littermates do too
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SO NOW I'm thinking, the father has to have some white spotting that just isn't visible in his photo! right? like a white tail-tip, or a single white toe on his back foot, or maybe a locket on his chest? I've become an ear truther
but what was the original ask, I got completely distracted by the cuckoldry speculation. oh yeah, aging, yeah I think Belphegor will grow up to look noble and beautiful like his mother and his (maybe) father
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unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.
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Babe you’re like the silliest goose I’ve ever met
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autism-georg · 6 hours
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what is your holy trinity of fruits
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autism-georg · 6 hours
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I really like how many of the world’s most iconic structures and places are just right next to some of the most mundane stuff imaginable, for example
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Stonehenge
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Is right next to a busy road
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The Pyramids of Giza
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Are at the outskirts of Cairo
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Niagara Falls
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Are part of the town of the same name
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And Agrippa’s Pantheon
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Is crammed inside downtown Rome
It just so interesting to notice.
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autism-georg · 6 hours
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we just keep naming bugs like this
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certainly NOT me considering impulse buying estrogen
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certainly NOT me considering impulse buying estrogen
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likes charge reblogs cast
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this too shall pass
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yeah see this is my problem with DuckDuckGo
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