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I'm Ted! 20, autistic, RVB special interest rn (He/Him) Ao3 is OnlymostydeadTikTok is aloistranny
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pros of corded headphones:
Cant lose phone
dont need to charge headphones
they look cool and are amazing
cons of corded headphones:
Every doorknob in existence is now out to get you
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hating furries is just a silencer on the gun that is hating on lgbt+ tbh
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Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”
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I loooove how the director is set up as cold and calculating and then when you see him he’s literally so pathetic and incompetent. He was given power over the fate of humanity and just completely fucked it up by using world-saving technology to make a robot that sounds like his dead wife (which he then lost)
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Those Halo guys are making up excuses to hold hands again
#Simmons over here like YOU ONLY WON BC I HAVE CARPAL TUNNEL sniffling lmao#grif’s just laughing at him#the robot arm wrestle goes crazy I love this sm
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one thing the human emotional range is lacking is the predator animal ability to stare at people while holding the limp, bloody corpse of your prey in your mouth
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i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something
#fries. potato chips. biscuits.#cookies. soda (some ppl do say pop or soda pop but mostly soda. candy.#cigarettes. beanie (some ppl would call it a toque or a winter hat more generally). cotton candy
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Two moods
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(if you don't know the character just go off of vibes)
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